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Sidey

if all life gives you is lemons, make lemonade

About Me

Posh bastard apparently. Incredibly sensible, fully capable of holding ones drink. Sometimes useful in a pub quiz. Laid back, highly tolerant. I'm a professional bar steward of sorts, hoping to acquire a public house of ones own at a later date. Whatto chaps Aspiring Sunday astro turf 5 a side footballing legend. Music Lover. Defender of humanity. Random drivel. The Internet for various uses. Basically, clinging onto sanity like everyone else and just about succeeding

My Interests

Music, football (playing, not watching, unless it's england or goals and stuff), people, politics, comedy, satire

I'd like to meet:

Billy Corgan, Boris Johnson, Paxman, Ben Folds, and the great and not so great leaders of the world

Music:

In no particular order: Ben Folds/and the 5, Interpol, Smashing Pumpkins, The Black Keys, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, QOTSA, Masters of Reality, Fu Manchu, Clutch, Soundgarden, N.E.R.D., Snoop Dogg, Green Day, Strokes, Alkaline Trio, Divine Comedy, Pixies, Kings of Leon, Kyuss (prehistoric rock lords), The Cheerful Insanity of Giles Giles and Fripp, and from time to time a little Mr. Bungle. I'm with my good friend Ragnod on one thing in particular, when he asks the question "What the fuck is EMO anyway?", sounds like a generation gap to me

Movies:

Blow, Anchorman, Team America (fuck yeah), Ong Bak (flying double elbow drop)

Television:

Have i got news for you, most other political comedy of that ilk. channel 4 news, newsnight, bo selecta, other stuff, mind still blank

Books:

Well i've only read one book in the last 3 years, and that was The Cold War by John Lewis Gaddis, mad shit. If you're only going to read one book this year, read this one!

Heroes:

Billy Corgan, John Bonham, Pharell Williams, Jean Alesi