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Pastor Amba of The First Church of Primark

The thing with cashews is, that they're like crack....

About Me

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I want Monsieur Cocker to dance like that for me in a field full of dandelion clocks that we have cycled to on our tandem and just enjoyed a picnic in.....I don't have rich people telly so i hadn't seen this until last night but i wish all cab drivers were like this...

My Interests

SILVER HAIR on me, SILVER HAIR on chaps, SILVER HAIR on brilliant old ladies who toner it all interesting shades! Photography, sleeping on stairs, sleeping on trains, sleeping in bins, eating early morning bagels, aiding and abetting chocolate brownie bullying, being one of the last people to leave places, dancing like a twat, requesting prizes and getting rejected, making things, reading, shopping, scribbling in my note book, finding nice old bags/dresses/shoes, people who are nerdy but wonderful!s/tramps, big fake eye lashes and liquid eyeliner!!!/

I'd like to meet:

Barbara Streisand (i love her)Karen O, Beth Ditto, Quentin Tarantino, -i know no-one will agree but i think he is just perfect!!!!Jarvis CockerGraham Coxon, Alex James (so he could shake his floppy hair at me),Noel Fielding and Julian Barrett (Vince Noir and Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh), I want David Tennant! Hunter S Thompson (if only he was still around) Frida Kahlo (if she wasn't dead), Marilyn Monroe (if she wasn't dead), Michel Gondry, David Lynch, David Lachapelle, Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, James Frey and Ralph Steadman, Gwen Stefani and Bradley Nowell and other beautiful ones...

Music:

Things like this...mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YTL0YqRhxj0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"

Movies:

All time favourites are Edward ScissorhandsEternal sunshine of the spotless mind (i am in love with Jim Carrey in this film), Blue Velvet, Grease 2, HairsprayLabyrinth, Fear and Loathing, Mullholland Drive, Chasing Amy (please watch this everyone it's brilliant!!!), Natural Born Killers, Kill Bill 1&2, Romeo and Juliet, The Secretary, Stand by Me, Freddy Got Fingered, Little Shop of Horrors, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Beaches, Benny and Joon, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, The Grinch, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (original one!) Requiem for a dream, Some like it Hot, The seven year itch, Eraserhead and i need more time to think about the order of others....Oh dear this is AMAZING!!!mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uFEvcr6vM9w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"

Television:

Twin Peaks, The Mighty Boosh (I began at first loving the Fielding but i'm a Julian convert!!!) Shameless (it's just brilliant), Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (if you saw it let me know as hardly anyone did if not you've seriously missed out on true greatness), Nathan Barley, Lost (can't help it) and Neighbours

Books:

Anything with pictures, or by Hunter S Thompson I really wish that man was not dead! The Curse of Lono (artwork by Ralph Steadman with story by Hunter S Thompson and letters by both-amazing) ,A Million Little Pieces and My friend Leonard by James Frey, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, Ecstasy by Irvine Welsh, Catcher in the Rye and the short stories I know Jack is going to write

Heroes:

I don't really have any specific heroes apart from AYMEE THORNE CLARKE I have people i think alot of and I hope they know who they are (Stefan Jeremiah has cat AIDS)xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx