Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Image Hosting
.. Create Your Own
.. Create Your OwnSo here I am, once again trying to the explain the anomoly better known as Me. Well, I'm a good guy for the most part, unless you get on my bad side. In which case I'll probly put you in "The SLAP". Haha. I'm a pretty easy going guy that enjoys hangin out with friends and cuttin a fool. I like hittin up the bars and clubs when I get a chance. Most of my friends would call me a stand up kind of guy. I occasionally partake in the enjoyment of a recreational beverage or two (or 3,or 4,or 5,etc.....). Haha. I do my fair share of drunk txting (this is usually the best time to either take advantage of me or ingore the hell out of me). I have been know to let my alligator mouth get my hummingbird behind in trouble. I'm not a jerk, just honest (sometimes brutally honest). I like to keeps it "REAL", but like The Dave Chapelle Show, I've personally seen what happens "When keepin it REAL goes wrong". Lol. I love my family. And nothing in the world will ever change that. I have 2 boys that are the main focus of my life. I can't wait to see them grow into fine successful young men. I find that the best way to get through the day is to laugh at the things that upset you and enjoy the things that please you. I have a pretty goofy side sometimes and enjoy making people laugh (with me, not at me, but sometimes both). I have a very Jerry Seinfeld meets Chris Rock sense of humor. I absolutely love MMA/submission grappling. I'll watch it whenever it comes on tv. I train MMA/submissions whenever possible and will roll with anybody that's game. I'm currently training and compete in MMA fighting, submission grappling, boxing and various other forms of mano y mano combat. Now for some of the uniquie oddities that make me, Me. I've never been to Ohio, but I love Ohio State football (GO BUCKEYES!!!) and will talk trash to anybody that dare's to hate on the scarlet and gray, or the Big 10 conference for that matter. I can solve a rubix cube (the right way) in under 3 minutes (1:20 min best). I mix mayo & ketchup for my fries. I'm only 5'8", but have a 6' armspan. When I'm down to fight weight, I can actually bench press double my body weight (hence being dubbed "the Gorilla"). Lol. I feel that all asshole drivers should be beat w/ a bamboo cane, shot with tazer, and loose their driving privilages for 13 months. And it has been scientifically proven that I am, in fact, the best driver around and every other driver on the road besides me is in fact the asshole previously mentioned. I have mad ninja skillz and will test them on any mark ass busta I deem derserving. My rottweiler puppy is an excellent ju-jitsu practice partner and makes great conversation when no one else is around. I'm like Rain Man when it comes to remembering movies/movie quotes. I listen to classical music for enjoyment and not as a sleeping aid. I'm ambidextrous in every way except for shooting a basketball. When my boys tell other kids that "My dad can kick your dad's ass", they're being honest 91% of the time. I'll try ANY food at least once. I prefer to be called eclectic as opposed to random. But random is just fine as well. Oh yeah, and when it comes to women, I tend to think I have a unique and topical point of view, but I have a funny way of expressing my opinions in an extremely entertaining fashion that usually makes guys and girls alike, laugh their ass off. In all reality I'm a big ass softy who's a romantic at heart. Whether its friends, family, or the love of my life (whoever that ends up being), I'm loyal to no end. For the most part, thats me in a nutshell. I am who I am, and I do what I do. If you'd like to know more about me, feel free to message and ask more. I don't bite, I promise. I'm a pretty open person.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike "Ninja" Parker, a.k.a. - P. Diddy, Black Mike, Gorilla, Big Mike, CHOCOLATE THUNDA!!! Lol.
Birthday: November 20, 1979 - Scorpio fool
Birthplace: The LBC
Current Location: Tucson (Hot as the sun), Az
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mostly right, but a little bit of both
Your Heritage: Black, hispanic, and Indian (com'on now, every Mexican believes he's an Aztec warrior)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Adidas!!!
Your Weakness: CHEESECAKE !!!!
Your Fears: There's nothing to fear but fear itself, unless you fear me. Then its perfectly acceptable.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatlovers, accompanied by a fresh order of garlic bread stix and a coke
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just make it through with my sanity in tact.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: J/k, Lol, Whats good, what's crack-a-lackin, Sup yo
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Damn, I can only hit snooze 2 more times before I really got to get up"
Your Best Physical Feature: My legs; they're really chicken like, but perfectly good for kickin your ass. Haha!!
Your Bedtime: I'm such a night owl its rediculous.
Your Most Missed Memory: The wild ass round the clock partying in Germany with the crew (wanna see my phone trick?)Haha!!. Good ass times
Pepsi or Coke: coke (with a touch of rum)
MacDonalds or Burger King: double cheeseburger off the dollar menu please. What? I'm a dollarmenuaire
Single or Group Dates: I like both. Just depends on my mood at the time. I have a good time no matter what really.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both (doesn't really matter to me)
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on what it is
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee - black, no sugar, no cream. I'm wierd like that
Do you Smoke: Hell no - THAT SHIT IS GROSS!!!
Do you Swear: Say what?!? Motha(shut yo mouth)!!
Do you Sing: In the car, shower or when I'm really drunk, I'm a regular American Idol.
Do you Shower Daily: Now define daily. That's not funk, it's the smell of a whole lotta man. J/k. Of course I do. (B.O. is gross!!!)
Have you Been in Love: sure have
Do you want to go to College: I should be starting on my second degree any time now
Do you want to get Married: One of lifes greatest uncertainties. Sure I'd like to be happily married one of these days.
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't, who will
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm sexy, bitches - didn't ya'll get the memo !?!
Are you a Health Freak: I workout a lot, but one of my biggest weeknesses is food. I love it A LOT!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom dukes and Pop dukes, fo sho
Do you like Thunderstorms: love'em
Do you play an Instrument: This one time at band camp.............................
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I've partaken in a few recreational beverages now and then
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah, not really my thing
In the past month have you been on Drugs: "Cocaine's a helluva drug!!"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A triple date with Me, Myself, and I (three of the sexiest mofos around)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sure have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I ate a whole bag of sour cream & onion Ruffles
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yessir, that shit is the bomb!!! Please pass the wasabi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nah, but I do dance around the living room in my drawers, ya know, in case I want to try my hand as a male stipper. Haha!!! (SAY WHAT!!!)
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah homie, not me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the bath tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a pen from work. Does this mean I'm going to hell?
Ever been Drunk: No ocifer, I haven't been drunking tonite. What do you mean get out of the car?
Ever been called a Tease: Way back when I was in like high school and shit
Ever been Beaten up: Are you serious? Fuuuucccckkkk No!!! ok maybe. Wait a minute. Hell no!!!!
Ever Shoplifted: Once, back in Cali when I was like 13. Me and my friend Derek stole some stuff (Ocean's Eleven style).
How do you want to Die: Like Tony Montana
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rick James, bitch!!!!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain, Austalia, and I'd like to go back to Japan or Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or hazel, but blue and brown work just fine too.
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't really matter (as long as the shit ain't green or blue)
Short or Long Hair: I kind of dig both, but if I had to choose, I'd say long
Height: I've always had a thing for taller women, but maybe that's been my downfall. Who knows??? Lol.
Weight: doesn't matter (as long as I can pick her up). Lol
Best Clothing Style: smart, sexy, casual.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the fifth
Number of CDs I own: can you say MP3? C'mon, what are we, in the friggin 90's
Number of Piercings: I've got 3. Wanna know where? Lol. On a female, who knows. As long as it doesn't look tacky.
Number of Tattoos: I've got 8 (and plan on more). On a female, as long as they're not over the top and within reason.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hind sight 20/20. No regrets, only lessons learned
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!