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I am exactly 6 ft longish dark brown hair down to my chin, rigid medium build, i hang around with the bo roffey massive yah init blud (im not a chav i just like being difficult infact im far from it) i like boxing, spending time with my great geezers. I like black metal but do somtimes listen to death metal or thrash, i like to play guitar or bass and want to start a band but dont have recording studio or a drummer! Hope to be famous for contributing good music to the world when im older. I dont no why i didnt put this before, but i saw it on toms and felt bad because i should have mentioned him, quite easily my best mate as i can always rely on him to lighten up my day, and i can talk straight from him and get advise, you could say hes like the brother i never had ha, we have our arguments, but what brother doesnt? i think il make him my oath brother :P you cant really understand what that is unless your me or tom, but yeh, known him for ages he is the pro, what a ledge, now hurry up and add me so i can talk to you :PI havnt mentioned her yet, but not long ago i met only what i could describe as an angel, her name is monty, she is my sweetheart and I love her lots, I will be with her forever and nothing will change that, i have had many girl friends but monty really does blow them all away, she is stunning, cute amzing, minxy, and a true love to me. Ayone who thinks this is corny can go blow a horse, likewise anyone that thinks it is stupid can go die, i love her and that is all that matters.
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: At The Gates of the midian- cradle
Waking up: nine steps -decapitated
Average day: Spheres of madness-decap
First date: Exiled Archangel-rotting christ
Falling in love: tearing veil from grace-cradle
Love scene: thank god for the madness-cradle
Fight scene: carnal forge-aborted
Breaking up: flames of the end-at the gates
Getting back together: burn in hell- dimu borgir
Secret love: a gothic romance-cradle
Life's okay: stab me till i cum-gorerotted
Mental breakdown: redneck stomp-obituary
Driving: roots-sepultura
Learning a lesson: dying-rotting christ
Deep thought: manditory suicide-decap version
Flashback: grand conjuration- opeth
Partying: epitath-necrophagist
Happy dance: this is-nasum
Regreting: puritnia- dimmu borgir
Long night alone: streaks of blood-dying fetus version
Death scene: jesus' tod-burzum
Closing credits: dead skin mask-dark funeral version
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You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

What Famous Leader Are You?
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You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth

100%

Rocker, Mosher

85%

Prepy

40%

Skater

35%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

25%

Emo

25%

Trendy

15%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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According to experts, I am :
81% Evil
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion

100%

Diamond Eyes

67%

Mysterious

58%

Eyes full of Pain

25%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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Which South Park boy are you?
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You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

58%

Buddhism

50%

atheism

46%

Islam

42%

Hinduism

42%

Judaism

33%

Christianity

21%

Paganism

17%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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You scored as Insane. You are insane!

Insane

100%

Crazy

100%

weird

58%

Normal

33%
Are you normal or insane?
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You scored as dangerous vampire. you are a very dangerous vampire. have fun killing all in your way... to become a real vampire, go here- http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=Kalea

dangerous vampire

100%

powerful vampire

100%

pathetic human

50%

weak vampire

38%

depressed vampire

25%
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You scored as Orange. Your heart is orange. You like mischief, whether it..'s breaking the law or just being kinky! You like any kind of fun that involves danger. That..'s good, just make sure you don..'t get caught. Go you, I'm very proud!

Orange

100%

Red

100%

Green

86%

Black

82%

Yellow

75%

Pink

71%

White

71%

Purple

71%

Blue

36%
~What colour is your heart?~
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Your Life Is Worth...
$1,149,500 How Much Is Your Life Worth?
You Are 92% Angry
You are a very angry person - and you might not realize it.
While you may think that you're bitter, depressed, or bad tempered...
What you're really feeling is anger.
While you may not need anger management, you may need some therapy! How Angry Are You?
Your German Name is:
Kai Gotthold What's Your German Name?
You Are 16% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
Gorgroth the Second
"You are gorgroth the second u plague the minds of the innocent
then u supply them with date rape decapitate them and eat fuck there throathole of the headless carcass"
when theres no room in hell gorgroth walks here.You recon your a gorgroth
You Are 8: The Challenger
You're brave, impulsive, and gutsy - loving challenges.
You act first and think later. And you're not afraid to speak up.
You are confident, so much so that you can be a bit bossy at times.
Whether people like it or not, you always stand up for yourself. What Number Are You?
Which Black Metal band are you?

Burzum
You are Burzum. Deep and Melodic. Killing for a reason is ok. Good job you neo-nazi.
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My Interests

Boxing Music Guitar Ye old scotch/Lambs navy rum Skunk DETROYING STEPHS MORALE MAKING HER FEEL LIKE SHITTake the quiz:
What Grease Character Are You?

Danny
Danny... Wil do any thing 4 his woman.. Dancer ... singerworkit sexxy u freak

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WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)

MARILYN MANSON
GOTHIC ROCK!! MARILYN MANSON KICKS ASS AND HAS VERY MEANINGFUL LYRICS TO HIS SONGS!! MANY PEOPLE THINK HES WEIRED BUT IF U PROPERLY LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC AND READ HIS BIOGRAPHYS U WILL REALISE THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALL WRONG! U DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT POLITICS U THINK ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH U! I DONT BLAME U EITHER!

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Which guitar are you

B.C. Rich Warlock
You are a BC Rich Warlock. Its Gothic Shape and death metal sound have gotten it a good reputation with modern distortion enthusaists.

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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.

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what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

weed.
you are weed.you are laid back, ralaxed and outgoing.

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what kinda gun fits u best?

Uzi
ok now ur crazy cuz u have deep psychological trauma stemming from childhood........ur like the one people feel sorry for but still wouldnt touch with a 10 foot pole cuz ur so insanely sensitive......u do angry FUCK THE WORLD art when ur not dismembering someone's body

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I'd like to meet:

Dani Filth (again) Adrian (cradles drummer) Arnold Schwarzenegger (such a great guy my idol) Count Grishnack and possibly the rest of burzum Samuel Jackson (absolute legend)
You Are The Devil
You don't represent evil, but you do represent the animalistic side of humans.
You demonstrate what happens when we listen to our first instincts.
At times you tend to be materialistic and hedonistic, giving in to temptation.
Admit it, you're guilty of acting first - and forgetting to think later!

Your fortune:

Right now, you may be having a difficult time as a result of choices you have made.
You need to think about what's important in your life, and discover what chains you down.
It is the time to acknowledge your faults and take steps to overcome them.
It's also the time to let go of any fears or inhibitions that are holding you back. What Tarot Card Are You?MAYHEM! .. width="425" height="350" ..gotta love those guys, but then you here them play this: .. width="425" height="350" ..They are black metal, but then again so is burzum, unfortunately they only have 1 music video, as their music was banned, and barg is in prison (i think) should be out soon though, here they are anyway: .. width="425" height="350" ..Here we see varg, after escaped from prison atempting to run over the police: .. width="425" height="350" .. LMAOWATCH THIS VID DESPITE THE BUMPS ITS AWSOME THE REASOON WHY HE IS IN JAIL .. width="425" height="350" ..ANOTHER LEGEND OF A BLACK METAL BAND: IMMORTAL.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Brain Drill Burzum Dark Throne Dark Funeral Dark Tranquility Rotting Christ Decapitated Gorerotted Goreguts Grefest Mortician Decapitation Incantation At The Gates Old Man's Child Carcass Aborted Cephalic Carnage Hypocrisy Nile Deicide Crytopsy Crematory Prositutional Disfigurement Cannibal Corpse Dying Fetus Napalm Death Behemoth (possibly my favourite band at the moment along with mayhem immortal burzum baphomet and obituary) .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. Bethlehem Cradle Of Filth Dimmu Borgir Emperor Zyklon Satyricon Devildriver Slayer Immortal Inferior Mortis Carpathia Sabat Cathedral Arch Enemy .. width="425" height="350" .. Death Entombed Katatonia Marduk .. width="425" height="350" .. Mastadon Nasum Necrophagist Obituary .. width="425" height="350" .. Opeth Amon Amarth .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. Bathory Otep Impaled .. width="425" height="350" .. Quo Vadis Mayhem 1349 .. width="425" height="350" .. Celtic Frost Warface To list a few, i cant be assed to list anymore. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..Omg all these drummers fucking own, This is Hate Eternals drummer fucking listen to them!!! .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Terminator 1+2 mainly but i have to respect T3 as well although it wasnt as good as the others, arnie's in it never the less. True Lies Last Action Hero Total Recall Predator 1+2 Commando Junior Running Man Pirates of the Carabian Cradle Of Fear (cof version) Hero Flying Daggers School of Rock Spinal Tap Airheads there are again more but i am very lazy if you havnt guessed already.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan
Birthday: 23.08.89
Birthplace: Don't have a clue, some shit filled world
Current Location: pissed off with college, work certain friends, and all family, and MRS FUCKING MUTLUER I HATE HER
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty, but right is fairly fast too :P
Your Heritage: Orcish
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Rocks
Your Weakness: Claire or Gala giving me a puppy dog eyes look to get what they want, it always works
Your Fears: Quality time with families is always shit
Your Perfect Pizza: One with and infinite supply of money buried inside it, and possibly a stairway to hell
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Going to hell and making it back in one piece, for the experience mainly, and staying in a stable relationship without fucking peoples life up
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Burn In Hell
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want fucking cookie crisps they are the shiz, and fuck ive gotta get ready to trot to Gala's :D
Your Best Physical Feature: dont no, possibly chest before i became a couch potato, hmm people can decide that
Your Bedtime: whenever ive finished eating, and if there is nothing to do, sleep is boring
Your Most Missed Memory: Good days i used to have with my dad, i miss them more than anything, and the holiday with claire.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, dr pepper and ye old scotch, but in answer, mainly pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macy D's, with all ma McAssholes
Single or Group Dates: well if a gang bang is involved group, but best stick with single hehe
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: wtf is this shit?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocsy
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee (black)
Do you Smoke: Yash
Do you Swear: Yash
Do you Sing: Well, growl along to gorefest and amon amarth, or anything else i no the words to that comes up on shuffle on ma ipod
Do you Shower Daily: Yash, shower when i cant be assed to bath
Have you Been in Love: Yash
Do you want to go to College: I am, and it is the worst pile of donkey shit i have ever trod in
Do you want to get Married: Yash, im kinda divorced lol
Do you belive in yourself: i cant be assed to 'believe' in anything except friends and people who love me for what i am (an asshole)
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Certain days
Are you a Health Freak: When i can be assed to do a bit of excercise i will
Do you get along with your Parents: HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD (no)
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yash
Do you play an Instrument: Yash guitar and bass, and recorder lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yash
In the past month have you Smoked: Yash
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yash
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yash
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yash
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yash first time ever tastes shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yash
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yash my mums chocolate and wine gums, and MY bank card
Ever been Drunk: heh heh, silly person who wrote this thinks its a good question, but i havnt seen it once ever say no, yes of course i have been fucking drunk
Ever been called a Tease: Yash
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: 1p sweets lol
How do you want to Die: I want to be impaled on a burning crucifix in front of a large crowd
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Musician, but wont happen, so anyhting that gets thrown at me except pikey jobs
What country would you most like to Visit: CHINA- FUCK YES!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black/Purple/Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: anything, as long as i can kiss them, hug them, an d be able to see what they want from me, and if they are fun
Best Clothing Style: Goth easily
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3, but that doesnt include the mixes of them
Number of CDs I own: have no idea
Number of Piercings: i make my own-so about 3
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: countless
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Television:

Simpsons and bugger all else really
Your Pimp Name Is...
MC Trickz What's Your Pimp Name?

Books:

The Gospel Of Filth -The Midian Bible (cradle of filth bible) Romance of the Three Kingdoms
What will God say to you when you die?
Name
Age
Religion
You will say: Yo.
He will say: I should have killed you long ago...
How much do you deserve to be in heaven? - 27%

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Heroes:

Dani Filth Arnold Schwarzenegger Batman!!!! Crow

My Blog

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FFS im fkin single now this fkin sucks i hate it, i fkin broke up with claire after 8 and a half fkin monthsm abd these fkin pics of me really need to be updated, well just to let ya no im on the prow...
Posted by Lemagra on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST

Hello Homies

HOWS IT HANGING! this for us lot to put messages on i mean all our roffey lot including claire although she is an outsider only jackin sex kitten, so leave whatever message you want, dont use ba...
Posted by Lemagra on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:41:00 PST