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Wynand

There are fairies at the bottom of our dumpster!

About Me

Mr. Humperdinck's Wonderful Whatsit
Pete lives with his drunken father in a run down apartment building. When his father is framed for the murder of the bicycle shop owner, he enters a dangerous underworld of urbanised fairies, talking garbage heaps who fly around in revved-up dustbins, boy eating rats and homicidal sorcerers.
To read the first three chapters, click here! (.pdf file)
Mr.Humperdinck's Wonderful Whatsit is available from Amazon.co.uk (not .com)
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Click here to buy the book!
About me:
When I'm not writing children`s books, I'm a professional nose picker. For those who are just a bit grossed out by the idea of professional nose picking, chill out: I`m an Ear, Nose and Throat Surgeon. And yes, ENT surgery is cool.
The idea for my first book started many aeons ago when one of my high school buddies got hold of a Super-8 film camera (home video cameras weren`t invented then, duh!). Our first film project involved a paper mache volcano and certain volatile chemicals that produced a spectacular explosion. Encouraged by our initial success we decided to move on to a project that would do Spielberg proud and many of the characters of Mr. Humperdinck`s world were born. Unfortunately we had already reached the pinnacle of our filmographic abilities and the project never took off. But the characters survived to populate the book almost two decades later.
People seem to like 'Mr. Humperdinck`s Wonderful Whatsit'. It was awarded the M.E.R. Prize for Children`s Literature in June 2005. It is one of the prestigeous literary awards sponsored by the South African media giant Via Afrika.
I have a beautiful wife (red hair - ouch!), Gerda, two boys, Driaan and Pieter, and two girls, Katja and Anja.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who stole my VW Beetle.

Movies:

LOTR, Spiderman, Batman, Labyrinth, Harry Potter, Amadeus, Casablanca

Television:

As little as possible!

Books:

LOTR, Roald Dahl, Eragon, Eldest, Artemis Fowl, Faerie Wars, Harry Potter, Narnia, Thursday Next, Pern, Alice in Wonderland, The Edge Chronicles, The Bourne Identity, Dune, Timeline, Pure Dead..., Inkheart, The Hobbit

My Blog

Back to the printers!

I just got news that Mr Humperdinck's Wonderful Whatsit is going to the printers for the second time. Yipeee!
Posted by Wynand on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:35:00 PST

A few games...

The Crazy Caterpillar was the first game I made. OK, so what if it's a Nokia Snake ripoff? It's still pretty cool!Snape seems to be a real celibrity. This is my most popular game.Play this if you REAL...
Posted by Wynand on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST

Prescribed book

Mr. Humperdinck's Wonderful Whatsit is now on the Prescribed Book lists for grade 8 in four of the nine South African provinces. It's weird to think that from next year, kids will actually be...
Posted by Wynand on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:00:00 PST

Mr. Humperdinck in the Press... Update.

  People, September 30, 2005A must-read &Your Family, December 2005Its a book about magic and adventure& that will appeal to the older reader.Huisgenoot, December 1, 2005("Huisgenoot" is the mo...
Posted by Wynand on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:19:00 PST

Mr. Humperdinck in the Press

    Argus, 08-07-2005: Move aside Hary Potter, we have our very own JK Rowling right on our doorstep. TygerBurger, 29-06-2005: It is a...
Posted by Wynand on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST

Excerpt from Mr. Humperdinck's Wonderful Whatsit

   To read the first three chapters, click here! (.pdf file)  The old-fashioned iron cage lift went ding-dong, opened, and a very short person ma...
Posted by Wynand on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:21:00 PST