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My problem is YOU. You're my penis fish! -- ( '~' izzie '~' )

About Me


((The most dangerous thing to want is MORE...))
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05 / 10 / 07
I'm still figuring it all out...
"Wow, it sure gets dark in here when you turn the lights off!" -- Tina
((you.don't.know.me.don't.pretend.))
“Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!” -- Dorothy Parker

"Using a bad analogy is like frying a fish with a poodle."
NOTE: Anyone with a brain should know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. If you don't, please look it up. ((or keep on lookin' like a jackass!)) That is all.
Any place, at any time. If you are thinking of me, you can be sure that I am thinking of you.
Whoever's telling you that you can do no wrong should reevaluate their sense of right.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.
Sometimes I think I'll never make it through... I need a friendly face. That's when I miss you most.
"It's not what I feel for you, it's what I don't feel for anybody...but you."
I always look for the good in someone, but too many times they've made me wonder if there IS any good.
I value intelligence. If u R writing a message like this 2 me - please, stop! I don't think it's cute, I think it's sad. Those extra 6 letters would've killed you? If you never bothered to learn to spell ((what a waste of an education)) - I'm probably not going to wade through the muck and try to make sense of it. I'm probably going to delete it. Some people hate traffic, some people hate the Bears, I hate bad spelling. If English is your first language and you got through high school, you should at least have a basic grasp of it.
We make mistakes, we fail, we hurt people, we are hurt, we regret, and we get up and try again. That's the nature of the game. Keep moving forward.
Part of becoming an adult is learning to accept responsibility for your actions and to live with the consequences of your own stupidity. Being ever on the brink of self-awareness is not good enough. You have to find out where you belong and get there. ((still true, even if you deny it))
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I love...
--Loruvio
--My nephews
--My siblings (4 of 'em!)
--My job!!
--Blue. Green.
--MAIL
--Travel
--CSI / Law & Order / Animal Precinct / Grey's Anatomy
--"You win at life!"
--reading // writing letters
--For crying out loud, be funny!!! :D
I can't stand...
--Bad SPELLING!!! (know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE) (or go away!)
--Loruvio - far away
--high.maintenance // princess-y // "spoiled"
--Cutesy crap
--Anti-military garbage
--Infidelity
--In general, dolphins
--Pink // trashy nonsense
--Girls who say, "I don't get along with girls." ((Get OVER yourself!))
--Cruelty in any form, for any reason ((In the end, you get what you give.))
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Spelling is KEY. I realize we all make mistakes, but make an effort!!! I **hate** it when people can't be bothered to learn to write properly.
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Expect good things
I ALWAYS miss my girls.
Go see some local bands. My favorites::
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EVERYBODY wants their American freedom. Everybody wants the perks of living here, but as for the hard work it takes to maintain democracy? They think someone else should do that. YES -- I was in the Army ... I've been out for awhile ( !! ) , but I miss it.
I respect people who do the jobs that some people in this country are too scared or indifferent or ignorant to do. People don't think they should have to do anything for their country, they should just benefit from the hard work and sacrifice of other people. Serving your country isn't an option, it's your obligation.

My Interests

Tattoos are addictive... Maybe someday I'll get another one... Maybe an olive branch and "Tabula Rasa"? Who knows.
Here's Itty. (Go look at his profile.) He's the only
person to go to for tattoos...!

I miss my friends...

...other than that, reading, writing, self-deprecation...

You have been marked on my profile map!

I'd like to meet:



God doesn't give you the people you want,
He gives you the people you need.
To teach you, to hurt you, to love you, to make you
exactly the way you should be...

I love talking to INTERESTING, INTELLIGENT, FUN people... Send me a message but tell me how you found me or ... well, SOMETHING!
If you send me a friend request and I have no idea who you are, I'll probably ignore it... it's not cause I'm a jerk, it's cause... well, OK, maybe it is cause I'm a jerk.

I wanna meet...
LORUVIO ((any place, any time))
Other than that? Hmm... I don't know!

Books:

I read everything... LOVE to read.

My Blog

ooh, i found a new song... and i LIKE it!!

"All At Once" The FrayThere are certain people you just keep coming back toShe is right in front of youYou begin to wonder could you find a better oneCompared to her now she's in questionAnd all at on...
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

Written by my friend Angie -- it made me cry

I read this on Angie's blog - and I tried to share it by linking to it, but since her profile is private, that didn't work. So I hope she doesn't mind that I repost it here. "Something on my mind that...
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

Check out this video: Freedumb Heckler

This is my favorite comic.I have to mention this - about halfway through when he uses the, "If you saw it on A-B-C, it's an L-I-E" line - that was all me. Even the dorky hick accent. We were talking p...
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

how many different baby daddies does one girl need?!!!

seriously!!! there should be a law or something. gross. cross your freakin' legs!!
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:27:00 PST

Private profiles are retarded... ((I've said it before!))

If you have a **reason** to have a private profile, it's understandable.  ((ie: your ex's new psycho girl //  your guy's psycho ex is stalking you...)) But that's not why most people ((read...
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

at least my car has a sense of humor about the snow...


Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

Really, I wanted to punch myself in the face...

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhThis is what happens when people don't understand religion, DON'T understand the love of God, and twist what God says into their own propaganda. They're pretty much as ...
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

just get it OVER WITH already...

((damn i just wrote this & myspace ate it)) long.long day today. woke up & wasted a morning.  i should've been cleaning, should've been packing, should've been at least making some coffee...
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

sometimes, things turn out that way.

"can you hear me / that when it rains and shines / it's just a state of mind? / can you hear me? ... " credited to john lennon & paul mccartney
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

vs navy = jc navy ???? ((i hope so!!))

so everyone knows i'm going to mexico - i'm excited.  the downside of mexico is - bathing suits.  i hate them.  passionately.  but for some twisted reason, i really ...
Posted by ::anti-Barbie:: on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:44:00 PST