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alex

theoo is fucken sexy

About Me

Eat me.

If you are in a fucken band, don't add me. If you're good, than I already know about you, therefore you'd already be on my friend list, if you are trying to add me, than you're not good because you're not on my list. So in conclusion, eat me.

I have no friends. I wear the same clothes every day. I like heavy music. I hate drugs. I have no life. People are naturally repulsed by me in person. People like to laugh at my face. I approve of killing animals for food cause the end result is delicious. I will probably never write back to you because you are boring and probably stupid as well. I enjoy long walks in the ghetto. I like lasagna.

My Interests

final fantasy

I'd like to meet:

Your family. So I can fuck them. In the shitter.

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Music:

SEAL, goo goo dolls, soilwork, the agony scene, still remains, poison the well, from autumn to ashes, haste the day, mudvayne, system of a down, papa roach, 36 crazyfists, killswitch engage, alexisonfire, a jealousy issue, hopesfall, nora, remembering never, trivium, metallica, big wreck, thornley, three days grace, dry kill logic, chimaira, it dies today, roses are red, caliban, lamb of god, fear factory, hatebreed, terror, misery signals, shadows fall, twelve tribes, throwdown, bleeding through, avenged sevenfold, blood has been shed, all that remains, as i lay dying, darkest hour, devildriver, soulfy, rise against, slipknot, violent work of art, the offspring, green day, sum 41, strapping young lad, devin townsend, stonesour, glassjaw, pennywise, sepultura, downthesun, sevendust, limp bizkit, queen, deftones, disturbed, every time i die, faith no more, finger eleven, mudmen, nirvana, powerman 5000, rammstein, static x, unearth, the black dahlia murder, terror 2000, bush, children of bodom, trauma concept, manntis, a dozen furies, at the drive in, endeavor, for the love of, cataract, harvest, brother's keeper, eighteen visions, despair, burn it down, armsbendback, another vicitim, skycamefalling, the great deceiver, turmoil, himsa, seemless, seventyeightdays, otep, 12 stones, cynder, eagles of death metal, funeral for a friend, our lady peace, murderdolls, wednesday 13, damageplan, six feet under, cryptopsy, dark tranquility, turmoil, burn your wishes, anal cunt, hoobastank, 3 inches of blood, 3 mile scream, endast, dook, inveigh, violent marv, a life once lost, stone temple pilots, velvet revolver, sign of one, vext, tantrumn, bucket truck, suffocation, the dillinger escape plan, mastodon, pig destroyer, rumsfield, rabbit joint, open hand, nasum, the end, today is the day, lovehatehero, machine head, leng t'che, ill nino, high on fire, five pointe o, farewell to freeway, ether seeds, crowbar, pantera, motorhead, amon amarth, an acre lost, belvedere, burnt by the sun, bury your dead, coal chamber, gwar, ra, spineshank, zao, zeke, nickelback, nasum, illdisposed, fear before the march of flame, madball, agnostic front, the unseen, all chrome, burn the priest, clutch, converge, disarmonia mundi, diecast, ex number five, fight paris, god forbid, norma jean, obituary, theory of a deadman, millencolin, bedlight for blue eyes, in this moment, byzantine, dead hearts, dead to fall, death by stereo, eyehategod, gizmachi, halo of locusts, headplate, martyr ad, rotting christ, the crown, at the gates, horse the band, if hope dies, behind the scenery, between the buried and me, cancer bats, darkness rites, seething, first blood, this is hell

Movies:

princess mononoke, godzilla, independence day, lord of the ringses, star warses, matrixes, american history x, awakening, igby goes down, napoleon dynamite

Television:

stargate sg1, house md

Books:

harry potter, the alphabet of manliness, the best comic in the universe

Heroes:

your mother, maddox

My Blog

Why I don't write blogs.

It has been quite some time since I posted a blog. That's because I hate all of you. Except for 'you', of course. Not you, 'you'.
Posted by alex on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

It's just not fair damnit.

Children Of Bodom/Amon Amarth/Trivium is sold out. Fuck you whoever bought tickets. Fuck you. I did however get my Every Time I Die and Blackest Of The Black tickets. Come with me so I don't get mugge...
Posted by alex on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:06:00 PST

Love?

MARCH!!! LOVE...is a way of feeling LOVE is a way of feeling less alone So what's all the fuss about?!? "FUCK IT" LOVE: the paradox of needing OH LOVE, MAKE WAY FOR BREEDING I know what I stand for...
Posted by alex on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:14:00 PST

The Greatest Song In The History Of Music

And I'd give up forever to touch you, 'Cause I know that you feel me some how. You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be, And I don't want to go home right now. And all I can taste is this ...
Posted by alex on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:47:00 PST

Something cool, something dumb.

Today, I bought a new cymbal and stand my drums. $112 for em both, I buy cheap brands, Solar. That is how it is done up in da fridge. Today, I got a blister on my finger because I put it in my electri...
Posted by alex on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:40:00 PST

11

11 of my shirts came in, none of my band shirts yet though. Turns out they are all too small and I can't wear them and can't send them back. Fuck.
Posted by alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

True story.

This is a true story. The funniest thing ever. I laughed my ass off when I saw this. Ok. Back in the day there was some stupid slut bitch that I liked. I saw her on the bus the other day and now ...
Posted by alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The truth revealed

Warm beer is fucken disgusting.
Posted by alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why internet ordering is gay.

I bought "Still Reamins - If Love Was Born To Die" off Cduniverse.com. They sent me "Miss Angel with Mel Brown & The Homewreckers - That's The Way I Tumble"
Posted by alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why I am lame times 50.

If you have ever asked yourself the question, "Why is this Alex/Theo character so gosh darn lame?" here is the answer: I bought clothes off the internet, 17 shirts, approximately $182.47. Heh. I suck....
Posted by alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST