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Dori

I have a strong feeling that this whole 'internet' thing might really take off

About Me


  • I don't want a real job. . .ever
    *UPDATE: I now have a real job. But I still don't want one.
    I love my little brother more than anything IHOP is my favorite restaurant I completed graduate school but don't quite understand what it is I studied I am enthralled with the fact that this has been written about Ice-T: "From musical gangster to acclaimed author, entrepreneur, movie/TV star, Ice-T has proven himself to be a cultural icon" My favorite time of the day is during the random burst of "Traci checks her e-mail and responds" I worked on a teen tour last summer. If you are considering doing that, my advice to you is to start drinking heavily. I think I am a phenomenal writer, but I never actually wrote anything
    *UPDATE: I am now a professional (email) writer. So now I wrote lots of things. Webshots took down 2 of my pictures because Traci's boobs violate their policy I "make a big fuss out of things that are often quite trivial in a cute girlish manner and act as if they are the end of the world"
  • My Interests

    I really liked drinking before class (when I had class). I don't anymore, so instead I have to drink during my lunch hour at work. Once during a 7 minute break, Traci and I ran down 9 flights of stairs, out the door, down the block, took a shot at a bar, ran back into the school, up 8 flights, stopped at the bathroom, up 1 more flight, and back into class.
    When I'm not drinking at school, you can find me rapping with my other half, Lim. You should hear us do Hate It or Love It.
    For a short time Marc and I were shoe attendants at the AMC in.. um... I honestly don't even remember where (somewhere on the West Coast). Here is a photograph of us at work:

    Also, I was so hungry the other day that I opened a can of body whipped cream that I won and tried some. I did not like it.

    I'd like to meet:

    The guy who has blue eyes, owns a blue shirt, takes the 6 train downtown in the morning, gets off at 23rd street a little before 9:30, walks up Park Ave South and works at Credit Suisse First Boston on 24th and Park.

    Note to that guy: I followed you. Please contact me.

    Music:

    Dave Matthews Band, Led Zeppelin, Guster, Butch Walker, Snow Patrol, Regina Spektor, Jack Johnson, Get Set Go, Jason LeVasseur, The Fray, Grey's Anatomy soundtracks, Counting Crows, Blue October, The Who, Rolling Stones, The Doors, Steve Winwood, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, Billy Joel, Pink Floyd, 50 cent

    Movies:

    My Girl, The Hours, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Being John Malkovich, Van Wilder, Old School, The Shawshank Redemption, Clerks, Cruel Intentions, Clueless, Muppets Take Manhattan, RENT, Office Space

    Television:

    Nip/Tuck, Red Dwarf, Grey's Anatomy, Friends, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Practice, The Office, Law and Order: SVU, Will and Grace, Coupling, Desperate Housewives, SNL, The Chelsea Handler Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Office

    BRITISH PARLIAMENT
    -How can the Prime minister support a law that makes it illegal for people who. . . What I'm trying to say is. . . Oasis rules!
    -But is not Oasis the greatest British band since the Beatles? Can we not vote on this?!
    -What steps has the Prime Minister taken to prevent Liam Gallagher from leaving?
    -He is the lead singer of Oasis! And if he leaves, it will be be bloody awful!

    Books:

    The Time Traveler's Wife, The Hours, The Da Vinci Code, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Bell Jar, Pride and Prejudice, Anthem, A Million Little Pieces, Something Borrowed, She's Come Undone, The Glass Castle, Jesus Land, The Kite Runner, anything by Mitch Albom, Judy Blume, and David Sedaris

    Heroes:

    I like wraps better

    My Blog

    Drunken barter

    After my office holiday party we had to get from East Meadow, Long Island to Manhattan. This involved taking a party bus from East Meadow to the Mineola LIRR station. It involved waiting for the train...
    Posted by Dori on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:49:00 PST

    Hey, get out your camera! It's a supermarket!!

    It's always easy to spot the tourists visiting Manhattan. We see them taking pictures in front of popular landmarks like Grand Central Station and the Empire State Building, and even some not so popul...
    Posted by Dori on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST

    Excuses, excuses....

    We always make excuses for behaviors and then convince ourselves-- and everyone around us-- the legitimacy of our reasoning.I did something kinda stupid a couple years ago. I hurt someone's feelings b...
    Posted by Dori on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

    How do you know?

    It is always hard-- actually, impossible-- to know who, if anyone, you can count on. I wrote a blog about this back in January, and what is most likely my naivete displayed there (I will post that blo...
    Posted by Dori on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST

    Tongue-in-cheek for the capable

    Hi, kids. It's late, and I'm too tired to be as brilliantly astute, hysterically witty, discerning, and overall as pee-in-your-pants downright funny as I usually am. But, I do need my beauty sleep. S...
    Posted by Dori on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:08:00 PST

    I hate to do too much of the same, but...

    Subject: hey Body: eeeew....IHOP sucks, how can you like that restaurant? Da vince code sucks, too, but Baruch College is the Best. I went there and graduated in 2004. ...
    Posted by Dori on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:40:00 PST

    What is wrong with this message?

    Subject: HI CUTE Body: HEY DORY YOU ARE SO PRETTY , GOD BLESS YOU, IAM FROM JERSEY, AND I LOVE OASIS TOO 1. My name: You clicked on a picture with my name above it. You wrote me a message while th...
    Posted by Dori on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:47:00 PST

    The lost blog (still lost, don't get excited)

    I wrote this fantastically witty blog a little over a year ago... one day I decided I hate blogs and I didn't want one assoicated with me, so I erased it. Didn't even copy and paste what I wrote to sa...
    Posted by Dori on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:50:00 PST

    Craziest thing ever...

    The biggest thing to happen in my life, besides moving to the city with Elle, happened this past Monday night. There is a restaurant across the street from our building that we have been dying to try,...
    Posted by Dori on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:05:00 PST

    All ____ look alike

    Another real MySpace message: I read your blog about the Israeli soldier who tried to sell you a phone and buy your iPod....to me that sounds like he approached you because he somehow knew you were J...
    Posted by Dori on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:31:00 PST