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joyce

Dragon, Eagle, Tiger, Monkey, Snake, Eagle, Leopard, Banshee... these are the maimers...

About Me

Hmm... About me... I'm a fun loving girl who is starting to tire of the fun loving things in life. In months past, I would love nothing more than to go to 4th Street to drink and dance til dawn, and while I still have those nights, I would much rather hide out in Brendan's or O'Shea's or some quiet bar with a few people and share some laughs. I was born and raised in the South, so I still harbor some of the overkindness and naievty of the Southern Belles of the past.
♦People have assumed my lips are surgically enhanced. They're not♦
♦I have a habit of making a funny face where one eye crosses♦
♦I stay up all 24 hours of A Christmas Story every year♦
♦Roses are overdone, but tulips and lilies make me swoon♦
♦I can knock the shit out of a softball♦
♦I'm a Phillies fan but couldn't name a player♦
♦Ditto for the Eagles♦
♦Like Charlie Brown, I have always needed to read War and Peace, but never have♦
♦I have studied Amy Vanderbilt's school of etiquitte♦
♦I think Tom Hanks is the best actor ever♦
♦I was once offered a bite of canolli off of a strange old Italian's fork♦
♦Sometimes I have an overwhelming craving for a Coca-Cola straight out of the can♦
♦I have never taken a drug of any kind♦
♦I love to dress up for dates♦
♦I am afraid of birds that can fly, but my favorite animal is the penguin♦
♦My sister is my lifeline♦
♦Every once in a while, I just want to wear my Bama hat♦
I wrap my life around people and things that make me laugh and live every day to the fullest. I recently went through a time of rebirth where I purged myself of all the people who did not help me to grow as a person. In the friends I have left, I have found strength, support, and a plethra of encouragers that help me to live every day to the fullest. Without my best friends, I would not be where I am in life.
A few random things I LOVE include
♥horse-racing♥
♥dancing♥
♥thunderstorms♥
♥playing in the mud while its raining♥
♥the ottoman in front of the fireplace at Maker's Mark♥
♥the Jazz Factory♥
♥a good Reisling♥
♥a good martini♥
♥Godiva raspberry truffles♥
♥goofy Mel Brooks movies♥
♥Friday the 13th part 6 (my favorite one)♥
♥Really buttery popcorn at a theater♥
♥the First Friday Trolley Hop♥
♥being wooed♥
♥flapjacks with no syrup♥
♥anyone who thinks my accent is cute♥
♥the Venture Brothers♥
♥and any really scary movie♥
I'm in the process of packing up my things to moveback to Bowling Green. I am heading down in January to finish my Bachelors and start my Masters. I don't know if I'll stay there my Masters program or not, but I intend to one day be a very sucessful relationship/marriage counsellor. I think I have rattled on enough, so if you want to know anything else, just ask.
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Ocean or Lake? Ocean
Pizza or Chinese? Pizza
Mansion or Penthouse? Penthouse
Have you been on a Jet Ski? yup
Are you afraid of clowns? no, but Joel is
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 2 bros, 1 sis
Favorite band/group? the STONES
Baseball or football? Football
Favorite brand of makeup? ummmmm....
Waffles or pans? can we call em flapjacks?
Do you have an IPod? i do
Bike or scooter? bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon? no, but a friend of mine got engaged in one
How will you celebrate turning 21? m grandma was in the hospitial, so i was with her
What brand computer do you have? sony
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? like 3
Favorite city? Chicago, MNAAAAAAA
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice Cream
Do you think you are fat? nope
Ever throw up in a public place? once
Do you have a pool? technically, yes
Ever drive a car? never :o)
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 1 if that
Last movie you saw? at the theater? Superman
Who is your hero? Dr. Seuss
How old are your parents? 59 and 59
What deceased person would you like to meet? James Dean... I'd give that boy a run for his money
Do you chew ice? i do
Have you been to California? nope
Last book you read? ummm.... I'm startingthe Hobbit
Favorite teacher? Leo Simpson
Do you like to go fishing? with my daddy!!!
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? serious ones?? 2
How many of those do you regret? neither
What is you average in school? 3.8 in hs, close to that in college
Favorite professional team? PHILLIES BITCH!!!
Do you like mohawks? yup
How many pairs of shoes do you own? over 60 at last count
Do you floss? every day
Do you have braces? i did
Do you bite your nails? nope
What is your last thought before falling asleep? i really dont know
Do you fall in love easily? i've been told so, but I dont think so
Ever have a crush and they never knew? yup
Do you babysit? never did
Ever been shot at? lol... no
Do you work out/exercise? i need to
Do you have 6 pack abs? under there somewhere, yeah
Do you consider yourself nice? i'm overly nice
What TV character would you like to be? I am Dr. Girlfriend
Do you go to camp for the summer? i did once
Ever been bit by a snake? yeah
Have you been on a boat? yeah
Name of friend you have known the longest? Amy
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? Love it!!!
Ever break a bone? my nose 3 times, and my shoulder
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? hmmm... Carolyn
What is your ultimate job? sex therapist
Do you want to walk on the moon? not particularly
Can you name the seven dwarfs? happy, dopey, sneezy, sleepy, grumpy, doc and bashful, and no, i didn't look that up
Favorite TV show? the Venture Brothers, though Heros is a close second
Apples or oranges? apples
Favorite model of car? I love me a jag
Favorite flower? lilies
Favorite color? pink
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? yeah
Ever climb out your bedroom window? never did
Do you live in an apartment or house? apartment
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? 174
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? nope
How many cousins do you have? i'm the youngest of 29
Do you believe in ghosts? yup
If you were a bird, what would you be? a penguin
Ever get stitches? a few times
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? yessir
How many kids do you want to have? it depends on who with
If you could change your name, what would it be? Shanequa
Dogs or cats? dogs
Who do you tell your problems to? B, Ames, Douggleson
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? see above
Do you believe in love at first sight? i did once
Do you go to church? i should
Would you marry outside your religon? absolutely
Volleyball or tennis? volleyball
How many people were at your last party? like 15
Ever ride in a limo? you know, no
Ever drink champagne? yeah
Favorite dinner? something at Proof

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh!! I love to smile and more often than not will attach onto people who make me giggle... Relationship wise, I'm not really looking, but regardless, drop me a line if you want to talk!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joyce Kaye Duncan
Birthday: July 4 1983
Birthplace: Dothan, ALABAMA
Current Location: Louisville, KY
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: I'm not really sure
Height: 5'2ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: cherokee and French
The Shoes You Wore Today: black Aldo sneaks
Your Weakness: big puppy eyes, and the Sweedish chef voice
Your Fears: i don't know what to fear
Your Perfect Pizza: garlic chicken from CPK
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hmmm... get that grant that I need so badly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: that I want to go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips... :o)
Your Bedtime: 11ish
Your Most Missed Memory: Schneider Hall, baby
Pepsi or Coke: Coca-Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm off the fast food thing
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dunno... I'm a Contea gal
Chocolate or Vanilla: what's vanilla?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai Tea Latte... yum
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: more than I should
Do you Sing: all the freaking time
Do you Shower Daily: yup, but I recently had a bubble bath... that was nice :o)
Have you Been in Love: i am
Do you want to go to College: been there, but want to get my Master's in Psychology
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: if I read in a car :o(
Do you think you are Attractive: indeed
Are you a Health Freak: I'm getting that way again
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: :o) LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: piano, and i drum on my belly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: indeed...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I have eaten a box of EL Fudge
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: umm.... i don't think so
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the aformentioned bubble bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only a heart or two :o)
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: nobody can take me... except maybe Bryan...
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: old happy and in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i still don't know
What country would you most like to Visit: hmmm... dunno
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: really doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: again, doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: short, and I love facial hair
Height: taller than me in my highest heels, so 5'10 or above
Weight: i dont wanna feel like I can break him
Best Clothing Style: clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: none, ever
Number of CDs I own: i dunno
Number of Piercings: at one point, 13, im at 5 now
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few more than I would like

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Music:

The Rolling Stones
Missy Elliot
Dean Martin (preferably a drunk Dean Martin)
Marvin Gaye
Christina Aguleira
Jimmy Buffett
anything I can dance to
and classic rock that still sounds good with the top down!!

Movies:

The Goonies
the Bond films (only the ones with Sir Connery... I rebelled againt the rest)
Indiana Jones
Super Troopers
Finding Nemo
creepy movies like the Friday the 13ths Saw 1 and 2 (can't wait to see 3), and Mel Brooks directed funny things...

Television:

The Nanny
Jimmy Neutron
Sex and the City
CSI Las Vegas
and The Venture Brothers!!!

Books:

The Poisionwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A.N. Roquelaure (if you've read those, let me know... I like you already)
Steven King Novels
and Nicholas Sparks for his Love Stories...

Heroes:

Dr. Seuss
Mary Kay Ash
My Superman (you know who you are)
♥my daddy♥

My Blog

~live music and that smokey flavour~

Ah, the weekends...  I live for them now.  They are my time away from books, papers, professors, 19-year-old students and WKU t-shirts.  I, myself, have decided to sport a Penn State te...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST

Here it comes again, what's flying in the sky...

It's here, folks...  I can feel it... smell it... see it lurking behind every endcap at Walgreens and on every sinking shelf, rack or window in the mall...  VALENTINE'S DAY.Ugh...  Hear...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

thoughts on a past life while window shopping

There is one pair of Uggs in Bowling Green and even those are all ugly and look like patchwork...  sigh...  This was discovered during my mall walk today.  That's right, folks.  I ...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:53:00 PST

end of week one

Okay, so maybe it's not that bad....  but don't quote me on that.  A few things have happened in this first week back at WKU.  A few of them, I kind of figured would happen.  A few...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST

THE CELL PHONE

It was always at my side until I braved myself of independancy and left it at home, in the car, turned off, even...Now, 3 months after I weaned myself off if the incessant "BEEP" of a text message or ...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

a conversation and afterthoughts

We all know that I have been hugely nervous about coming back to school and that I had this vision in my head of a 70-year old walking through halls filled with 18- 19- and 20-year olds, in their Ugg'...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

Sweatshirts, snowstorms, and the definition of "home"

So here I sit on the 2nd floor of MMTH at Western becuase for some reason, Insight cable is closed until Monday which means I have neither cable nor the internet at the new apartment.  I've becom...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST

the big move.... Har Har

So all my stuff is packed.  There are boxes piled high full of clothes, canned goods, shoes (and shoes and shoes) and every conceivable posession of mine.  My furniture is all schmooshed int...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:38:00 PST

T Minus 7 days...

Just like in The Ring, I feel as if some creepy, wet, dead bitch has whispered in my ear, "seven days..."That's it folks.  That's all I have left here.  I'll be in the run-down, country bump...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST

♥puppy love♥

I'm stuffed up, My hair is still shower-curly, I'm wearing no makeup at all and have on my funky red glasses and one of Bryan's old shirts. I look like hell and can't breathe through my nose, and ye...
Posted by ♥ Dr. Girlfriend ♥ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST