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The Squrmin German

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About Me

Alright talking about yourself sometimes is a little psycho, but here we go. I was born in Jersey moved to Nashville when I was 5. I am definetly a Volunteer at heart. Well I am in sales which means I just never found anything that I really wanted to do. There was so much promise but rather than make my parents happy I did the exact opposite and took every percaution to irritate them at all times.Also I am about to be a husband to Marcie McDaniel. If you haven't met her she is pretty much like me except she does not possess a penis. We are both definetly looking forward to our lives together.
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My Interests

PHILLIES BASEBALL (PHILLIES BITCH), Heterosexual relationships, the Philadelphia Eagles, the Nashville Predators, and whittling. Just joking I get into a lot of stuff but unfortunatly I have the attention span of a 6 year old kid with ADD.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Frank Sinatra (although he is dead), the guy who invented velcro, and anyone who wants to punch Nicholas Cage in the face.

Music:

Anything by the Beastie Boys, Frank Sinatra, Hank Williams Jr, Ying Yang Twins, The Beatles, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, NWA, Trick Daddy, The Stones, David Alan Coe, George Jones, Miles Davis, Merle Haggard, Led Zep, John Lennon, Dean Martin, and Skynard. I don't think that is everyone but hey I like alot of stuff.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Casino, Shawshank, YOung Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Slap Shot, Field of Dreams, Spaceballs, Fight Club, Chapelle Season 1 and 2, Family Guy SEASONS 1-5, and Scarface.

Television:

I hate t.v. but The Office is a good show, so is My name is Earl.

Books:

Read..... COme on reading is for lesbians and democrats. Nah I like some Steinbeck and some occasional Non Fiction.

Heroes:

The guy who banged Paris Hilton. I am kidding there. I think a good hero is Underdog. DON'T act like you don't remember Underbog. I swear to god a dog puts on a cape and all of a sudden saves all of humanity. In real life I would have to say my father. He really came from not much and he did the best with what he had, and growing up I never had to go through the troubles he had to.

My Blog

New page in my life. And don’t forget to check your jacket at the door

Alright to answer everyones questions.   Marriage life is great, and I have never been happier.   I thought I would have a problem adjusting but at this point in my life Mar is the...
Posted by The Squrmin German on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:37:00 PST

Who in the world watches Hillary Clinton debates?

Alright folks lets talk politics.   For all who know me I am a right winger by birth but by principle as well.   We have a situation in our country that we can not pick a strong en...
Posted by The Squrmin German on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:11:00 PST

Sloppy Joes, Rubix Cubes, and a tank top a size too small

Here is what is going on in the life of Joel if you all don't care.   My sister (AKA Jersey, Joy, The Schmo) is actually getting married here in about a month which leads to me to this concl...
Posted by The Squrmin German on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:50:00 PST

Sometimes I wish my armpit hair would braid easier

Truth of the matter folks everything in my life is going really peachy.  Just last month at this time I was flat broke, I was having Drivers Liscense problems, and honestly things were just pilin...
Posted by The Squrmin German on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

Who the hell told me that drinking your own piss won't make you sick

Alright today's blog has nothing to do about the subject, but if you all thought I was drinking my own piss you might consider that a Joel thing to do.   This coming from the guy who had no ...
Posted by The Squrmin German on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST

Why in the world did i decide to grow up?

Look outside.  For all you losers that don't like being outdoors like me, here in Nashville it is 70 degrees and sunny.  THis is my favorite time of the year because all the hope after winte...
Posted by The Squrmin German on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST