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J. OB

pretty girls make graves...

About Me

former busboy, former soda jerk, former day camp counselor, former lifeguard, former gadzookian, former hibbettor, former sports additionaire, former pac sunite, former spencerian, former santa, former easter bunny, former cigarette stamper, former delivery man, former pizza pie architect, former college graduate, former teacher, former puppet, currently living...

My Interests

family, school, friends, music, BEER....usually in that order, but sometimes beer comes before music...that's where the best inspiration comes from, drunken night singing with those close to you.

I'd like to meet:

like, and unlike-minded people, always interested in other opinions. jack kerouac, dr. gonzo, jim morrison, jean-paul sartre.

Music:

Jack Johnson, GLove, Guster, Jon O'Brien, S.O.A.D., O.A.R., Johnny cash, Beatles, Bobby Darin, Beastie Boys, Jurassic 5, Alice In Chains, 2 skinnee j's, Outkast, Common, Social D, Bright eyes, Jez, postal service, Ramones, Robert johnson, Robert Randolph, AFI, Modest Mouse, Flogging Molly, Clutch, Otis Redding, Jerry Lee Lewis, Prince, 311, run dmc, a tribe called quest, alkaline trio, andrew w k, billie holiday, black label society, bix beiderbecke, blood for blood, blood hound gang, bob dylan, the boondock saints, buckethead, chandler, cky, the clash, the cure, cold, corrosion of conformity, elliott smith, gary jules, dave matthews, tim, david allen coe, david benoit, dimmu borgir, dispatch, dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince, doors, electric six, the list goes on and on......

Movies:

THE BREAKFAST CLUB , the boondock saints, the cable guy, pulp fiction, goonies, the princess bride, vision quest, young guns, shawshank redemption, lost boys, mall rats, clerks, run ronnie run, the piano teacher, city of the lost children, texas chainsaw massacre, the royal tenenbaums, requiem for a dream, office space, dumb and dumber, breakfast at tiffany's, snatch, anything eighties....

Television:

Family Guy, ATHF, News. ..Borat Season 1 Soundboard ..Borat Season 2 Soundboard </param...

Heroes:

HeMan..

My Blog

best clean/dirty whale joke ever...

so i have been telling this joke for some time, some of you might have heard it, some not, don't know, i usually tell it to those i know don't know it, and as one of my friends says, i will even tell ...
Posted by J. OB on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:59:00 PST

stuff that makes me smile...

when you are reading a borrowed a book from someone and the pages fall open to how they read the book...
Posted by J. OB on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST

bonnaroo...part iv

...the final chapter of '07 trip to bonnaroo has begun, woke up from a late night around noon, early enough to bum some beers off neighboring campers to get the morning started and headed out to see j...
Posted by J. OB on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:44:00 PST

his name was robert paulson...

actually, his name isn't robert paulson, but damn if he isn't the exact combination of robert paulson and lennie small(of mice and men if you didn't recognize the name...) i don't ...
Posted by J. OB on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:58:00 PST

stuff that makes me smile...

white girls who think they are hardcore by booty dancing to some crappy cover band playing rage...
Posted by J. OB on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST

stuff that makes me smile...

this morning at second break i was sitting at the table sipping on some water and there was this lad who didn't have any money for some ramen noodles that we have for sale for a dime, i had a dime so ...
Posted by J. OB on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST

fast punk, fast metal and fast womerns...

those are about the extent to what i enjoy above a medium pace...i never can understand why people think they have to be somewhere so fast, do things so quickly, when do they actually enjoy life? ...
Posted by J. OB on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:34:00 PST

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heavy metal airsplat...wiggling, rivers rundamn wipers won't work
Posted by J. OB on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:33:00 PST

bonnaroo...part III

as the sun rose over the beautiful dew glistened power pad, downing the last of my bourbon, i turned to go retrieve some ice for the cooler that held the last 12 pbr of the 90 i brought.  the tre...
Posted by J. OB on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST

my swing at country western mess...

a big ol belly (an jus a lil bit a titty) babbbby...don't you know? to get with me you gotta lose that roll... now i ain't one to be goin round pointin' my finga at your faults and frown i jus thought...
Posted by J. OB on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:00:00 PST