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i just came to get up

and with his tongue he fucked millions

About Me


[digital spray bombs]

I'm practicing abstinence and 12stepping out of self destruction
I'm eating my veggies and saying no to animal products [soy for the boy = joy]
I'm saying yes to my sexuality and no to ignorant cultural influences [boys and bears are welcome to my picnic, no girls allowed in the tree house]
I'm getting sick of every Obama beer party flyer I see [presidents as popcult icons? how retro]
I'm smirking when you think pagan means i dance around a blazing inferno naked with daisies in my hair[this is not a summer on Fire Island] and that I can't be buddhist and nothing else

I'm smiling. It's a nice feeling.
You should try it sometime.

My Interests

most likely nothing having to do with you.

[+] splatter punk/cyber punk/gutter punk

[-] the g train

[+] skateboarding

[+] my lowrider bike

[+] cooking elaboratly [aka: powdered pancakes in coconut sauce w/ mango cresents -to- kitchen sink sundaes -to- far too many random dinner things]

[+] pretending the handles of knives are microphones and singing into them [while cooking]

[+] prancing about like a fag [oe.wait]

[+] thrifting at JUNK, Beacon's Closet, and other actual [nonvintage-y]random thrift stores

[+] 'nesting' [surrounding one's self in bags, coats, and random food] in Barnes and Noble for hours on end

[+] wandering basically anywhere far too late at night

[+] buying ChenFu clothes he doesn't need and treats he pines for

[+] Oliver

[+] fucking

[+] wandering around late at night for no apparent reason with no desination in sight in NYC or anywhere else, for that matter

click your heels three times: graffitigraffitigraffiti

I'd like to meet:


i am single and celibate. i am not looking to change that. do not add me if you're looking for a hookup

i don't want to make friends with people that attempt to catch my attention by staring or glancing. i don't want to make friends with people that follow me for a few minutes and walk away. i don't want to make friends with people that sit next to me or near me and wait for me to say something. i don't want to make friends with people that keep showing up at my job in hopes some connecting moment with make miracle of itself. i don't want to make friends with people that say "i like your style/hair/hat/jacket/eyebrows" and then don't have anything else lined up. i don't want to make friends with people that talk to me out of the blue.

i want someone to walk up next to me and keep walking as if we know one another and we started together from point [a] and plan to continue to point [b]. i want someone who keeps going no matter how far I go, keeping up and not questioning or asking "where". i want someone who just says "hey" and that ends it. i want someone who understands that silence in verbality can be golden because smalltalk is filler and shit and neither of us cared anyway.

because i don't care about the abbreviations or crushedtotwowords sentances, like your GED or your STD or your job as a CSR. That you live near Penn or MSG or StMark or Union or The Heights. That you did or didn't make mommy and daddy proud. That you're a rebel that you conform that you're a dem or a rep or an indy or who you voted for and your OH AND FUCK BUSH 5secondsoundbyte statement. your political veiws and your social economical middleclassvsupperclass bullshit. your five thousand patches of bands names too fucking obscure or too easy to come up with like "Global Threat" and "Indy 5" and "No Kid's Underground" and "Antiamerican Presidancy" and blahblahblahblah. he words here are never and ever. Not yet.

I want someone who can just walk. Because before you speak you know nothing of a person more than their physicalities. How they carry themself, the look on their face, the way they stepskipstumbleand .stop. How they cross a street with traffic near and how they get through a crowd. If they look both ways. If they breathe through their mouth or their nose. The things you always learn later when the friend or person mattered, because by then we were past all your mememei'll listen just so i can talk. Because by then you cared. Because you were comfortable without talking.

I want that first and all the rest after. Because i don't want to know your life and it's little details until I am comfortable, not the other way around. It should always be that way.

Too bad no one does that.

Music:

electric six
the servant
king missile
artic monkeys
the bravery
red robot
the killers
franz ferdinand
radiohead
u2
the cure
naked ape
fischerspooner
kasabian
jello biafra
little t and one track mike
scissors for lefty
dead kennedys
gogol bordello

push.tyber on pandora.com ..

Movies:

..too. many.

Television:

..exists unplugged. fed daily and too big to carry, outgrown and moving out someday soon. leaving the nest. leaving me.

Books:


all the trite shit on this profile is self written, not stolen. hard to believe on myspace

All you little antiscenescenefucks should just quote Bret Easton Ellis for every profile you have. You would come off as so much more intelligent and original.
Really.
Go read Less Than Zero, maybe then you can xerox those paper lives onto your own fucking skin as a fresh layer of foundation and come off as slightly more interesting for .2 seconds. Because no offence to every fagemocryboi on here or every transwhatever, but Invisible Monsters and plastic surgery doesn't describe you as well as apathy, boredom, and the rape of a twelve year old.
But in all seriousness:
Authors:
Bret Ellis [what a shock]
William Gibson

Comics:
The Heckler
The Question
Watchmen
The Maxx
Batman
League of Extraordinary Gentleman
etc

Heroes:


Rorshach

Banksy
Lukas Zpira

My Blog

a sober boy

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Posted by i just came to get up on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:24:00 PST

spraypaint violet girls

first stencil is 90% done, just need to add the balloon and the noose and Violet 1 will be finished. I ended up using washable elmer's glue as the adhesive for the original sketch, and then just washe...
Posted by i just came to get up on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

whatevermakesyouhappy

so looks like I'll have to fucking order a lowrider from Cali, most likely, as BMX's are the thing in NYC and just producing the bike from parts [aka: buying it in pieces out here and putting it toget...
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Posted by i just came to get up on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

sumkindarewind]

went to Red Robot show last night, which was exactly what I fucking needed. Great music, they sound exactly like they do live as they do on CD [I'm used to vocals being shit on stage alot of the time ...
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