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About Me

"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

- Holly, Red Dwarf - Series II

Originally manufactured in the deep south - the "dirty, dirty" if you please - you wouldn't know it to speak to me. Alabama - home of cotton and monotony. I trekked northward some months ago in high hopes to better my life. So far that's more or less proven to be the case.

Not: Smooth, suave, or many-talented, but I can pretend.

I'm one of those people that writes. I am told that I am good but I don't really believe it. I hope, at least, to eventually be good. I'll post a link to some writing anyhow because I am a cheapcheapcheap attention whore COCKWHERE?Way too wordy for his own good, or that of others!

At the end of the day, if I'm laughing, that's all that really matters.

My Interests

fucking

I'd like to meet:

I'm saving myself for a woman made of breasts.

Music:

ask

Movies:

me,

Television:

you

Books:

boobs.

My Blog

you great nancy

I was bored, so I got unbored for a little while by editing my MySpace.I think I'll go back to being drippy now. :]
Posted by a fickle beast on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

honesty

I take myself way too seriously.Occasionally, lately, I've been piecing things together about myself. Realisticly, maybe. Laughable, perhaps.
Posted by a fickle beast on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

she who is he

In my lifetime I've had a lot of issues with both my sexuality and gender. A lot of things I ignored, tried to deny, tried to supress. All in an effort that I don't fully understand since really in t...
Posted by a fickle beast on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST

sup myspace

IN CASE YOU'RE AN IDIOT: I'm in Connecticut now.UH THINGS ARE GREATI get to eat a lot.People are fun.I like people.And typing annoyingly.P.S. It's already getting here. For serious. Fuck you guys and ...
Posted by a fickle beast on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:18:00 PST

gfnh

High Tension was really fucking hot. Seriously. More like SEXUAL Tension. I just saw an ad on MySoace for some prolife adoption...thing. Oh god. I mean, if adoption will work for some people...that...
Posted by a fickle beast on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:36:00 PST

the firekiss

The working title for my book will be "FUNCTIONAL DESIGN." We'll see how long that holds up. I do like it, regaurdless. I gave oral sex to a flower. And let me tell you, it was thrilling. That stamin...
Posted by a fickle beast on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST

Dude

Deleting all that shit off of my MySpace has made it load so much faster and smoother niw, I originally changed all of that stuff mostly to see if I could, and ended up leaving it. I've rectifi...
Posted by a fickle beast on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:37:00 PST

Fuck.

My MP3 player got broken. Goddamnit.
Posted by a fickle beast on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:52:00 PST

I take the "hope," out of "Hopeless romantic."

Very short story In case if you couldn't tell, writing means a lot to me. It's my driving force and my passion, without the written word, I would be absolutely nothing. These stories embody me...
Posted by a fickle beast on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:01:00 PST

You don't even know what I am talking about, do you?

Smutty. Straight, for once. Read it. Comment, bitches. I am such an attention whore. [some would argue I am a whore in general, but what do they know?]...
Posted by a fickle beast on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:01:00 PST