DJ JOE JOE PELLEGRINO (C-List Celebrity)

I’m very hard working. I dedicate a lot of time to the security of my future and my current state of well being. I like living comfortably, with a few toys on the side. My job doesn’t consist of me just going out and partying; there are mechanics that extend far beyond the parties, clubs, restaurants and events. The party is just the result of the hard work.
I like to remain an enigma and seldom fully open up to anybody. A friend of mine put it best “Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out....but to see who cares enough to tear them down.” I have a lot of walls up and only a hand full of people have took the dedication in scaling those walls to become a true friend. I’m very guarded and protective of not only myself, but of my family and friends.
I’m a very affectionate person. I love holding hands, cuddling before sleep, hugs, writing poetry and love letters for somebody, I love trips and spontaneous drives with somebody, I love one on one conversations and I like buying sentimental gifts. I naturally express my feelings verbally. It is essential that in a relationship somebody expresses their feelings verbally and constantly for me. It makes me feel good, its like aural ecstasy to me. You can buy me a Learjet, but it wouldn’t equal just saying “I love you,” or “I miss you.”
I’m a very emotional person. My emotions are almost extreme. When I cry, I cry. When I laugh, I laugh. I sing a lot (and I suck at singing), when I get angry, I get angry. Thankfully I’m a very upbeat person, so you really have to do something bad to get me angry. My happiness and affection are so overwhelming it’s contagious. I’m also very sensitive. I don’t like people angry or upset with me. I don’t like people trying to hurt my feelings or play with my emotions. I wear my heart on my sleeve and don’t hide my emotions.
I like making serious situations trivial.
I pick my nose sometimes, mostly in the car.
I like to sleep in.
I like to cook.
I have a mini Pomeranian. That’s right! A MINI POMERANIAN! 3 lbs!
I try to make everybody happy, despite Bill Cosby saying “I don’t know the secret to success, but the key to failure is to try and please everyone.”
I like toys (motorcycles, boats, cars, TVs, electronics, flat/touch screen anything)
I talk in my sleep.
I can only sleep in one position – stomach down, right arm under pillow, left arm over pillow, head facing left.
I don’t fall asleep, or wake up easily.
I don’t drink alcohol (often) - I'm naturally drunk
I like the chase, but hate the catch.
I don’t like sex in the morning, unless I haven’t slept.
I enjoy being active – hiking, working out, roller blades, bikes etc.
I love the sunset, but the sunrise makes me ill . . . especially in Vegas
I love waterfalls, springs and warm blue oceans.
I love the southern hemisphere in winter.
I love going to the Hollywood sign at 1am.
I'm classically trained in spinning house music. Great stress reliever!
I love dark humor . . . I love humor in general.
I love cheesy horror movies.
I say sexy things to myself when I’m daaaaaancing. (name that video) ha!
I love stupid movies and movie night. ie Anchorman, The Hot Chick, etc
I love Pink Dot . . . room service for your home! And their pastas are the bomb!
I hate Wisconsin and Canadian accents. And I hate Penelope Cruz’s accent.
I’m very spontaneous!
I love writing.
I’m awesome at Jeopardy.
I originally wanted to be in the FBI before I found my profession.
I like wearing women’s accessories. LV, CC, Gucci, Prada, Tiffany.
I’m always stressed, but release it productively.
Unorganization is my organization.
I like dressing up in themes.
My clothes always have to match.
I’m addicted to tattoos, despite only having 3. (Buddhist Chant on left wrist, Tibetan Sanskrit on my right wrist and a white star in my ear).
I like cheese, but am lactose intolerant.
I like crashing hot tubs.
I used to weigh 265lbs. all muscle. I benched 470lbs! Now I can bench 225 on a good day. I was a fucking meat head!
I like to try anything once, within reason.
I’m a momma’s boy.
I love the feeling of a finger in my ear.
I love PDA
I make fart noises with my mouth in elevators.
I love hotel rooms – sometimes I’ll get a room here in Hollywood just to be careless or feel like I’m away from home.
I hate body hair.
I love saying “fantastic,” “fabulous,” and “congratulations.”
I don’t believe the true meaning of the word “love” has a past tense.
I’m very opinionated, but usually keep my opinions to myself unless I know I’m right. I can’t help it.
I am the devil’s advocate. I play devil’s advocate a lot.
I love using 4 letter early 90's slang like "dope," "word," "phat" and "bomb"
I believe there is truth to every joke.
Mathematically, reincarnation doesn’t make sense.
I watch a lot of court TV! Judge Judy and People's Court!
oh, and btw . . .
A SPORT I ORIGINATED