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Jon

Be my Faetish....

About Me

Umm....well I imagine that most things you need to know will crop up along the way on this page, so if you want to know, feel free to ask.I'm 25, live in Birmingham and like meeting new people and just chatting, whatever lol
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


75%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Jigsaw


60%

Candyman


50%

Michael Myers


45%

Leatherface


45%

Jason Voorhees


30%

Buffalo Bill


25%

Captain Spaulding


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
My life has been rated:
See what your rating is!
Created by Bart King
And now for something filthy lol
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


92%

Chains/Handcuffs


67%

Blind Folds


67%

Bondage


67%

Blood


58%

Whips


50%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Slut

You like to keep them drinks flowing till you can't remember much - not that you would want to. Along with your judgement, your inhibitions go 'bye bye' and you end up making out with, and sometimes taking home, random people who sound 'good at the time'. In your drunken haze, you and all your freinds are the sexiest, most swingin, and hottest things on the planet. You've lost many items of clothing in random places.


The rock-star party animal
Bar Social Butterfly
The Socialite
Hardcore drunk
The Lurker
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
Make Your Own QuizSorry. but you gotta love these surveys. and i cant do fancy html stuff soooooo:
You scored as Christina Aquilera. You are Christina Aguilera! You do what you wanna do, no matter what people may think. However, it usually works out that people love it!

Whitney Houston


70%

Christina Aquilera


70%

Kelly Clarkson


60%

Madonna


60%

Cher


45%

Celine Dion


40%

Mariah Carey


40%

Britney Spears


30%
Which Diva Are You?
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Your Vocabulary Score: A
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?Your results:
You are Batman
Batman 70%
Hulk 70%
Catwoman 70%
Superman 65%
Supergirl 55%
Green Lantern 55%
Spider-Man 50%
Wonder Woman 50%
Iron Man 50%
Robin 47%
The Flash 45% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
I'm Bart, who are you? by NoHomers.netOOOh I have powers!
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Detective Engineer
Your Superpower is Artificial Intelligence
Your Weakness is 80s Music
Your Weapon is Your Lunar Dagger
Your Mode of Transportation is Hang Glider What's your Superhero Name?Crimewave

My Interests

Hmmmm well a like films, music etc. I like finding new things and learning new stuff.

I'd like to meet:

The Divine David (woo hoo! met him!!) and Jay Cloth. anyone else will also do. Go on, say hi.

Music:

Goth, Industrial, EBM, Nine Inch Nails, Marylin Manson, Rammstein, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, Raymond Watts in all of his creations, Lords of Acid, VNV Nation, Apop, Depeche Mode, Nine Inch Nails, Front Line Assembly, Icon of Coil, Combichrist and Andy LaPlegua in general, Covenant, Nine Inch Nails, 80's cheese, Bjork, Collide, Curve, Garbage, Gothminister, Goldfrapp, Nine Inch Nails, Peaches, Kidney Theives, Mesh, Rob Zombie, Placebo, oh and this band called Nine Inch Nails...Anything else that sounds like someone trying to force a brick into your ear with a pnuenatic drill!!I think you get the picture!

Movies:

Oh I dont know, anything with too much wirework in probably.....>..>

Television:

oh i watch trash, i'm not going to advertise it here! ::cough murdershewrote:: Ahem.

Books:

I'm nervous to read after I was told the Da Vinci Code was worth a read. LIARS!!

Heroes:

Someone I used to work with called Dominic who could put a whole doughnut in his mouth, and the person who invented Clarytin.

My Blog

I’ve been phished!!

Thats right, phished not pissed for a change.I dont really know what that means,but please ignore anything I have "said" since about 8.00 pm yesterday.  I can only say "It weren’t me guvnor...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:04:00 PST

Skyplus boxes that record things

I need one of these in my life!  they're fantastic!
Posted by Jon on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST

:(

I hate days like today.    Pass the vodka.   To be fair, i dont do myself any favours.  Maybe i should start listening to other types of music
Posted by Jon on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:46:00 PST

in on a saturday night

Is it legal?   I think i'm breaking the law...shouldn't i be resepcting someone's authority and going out?   Arrgh life sucks my fat ass.
Posted by Jon on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:24:00 PST

Nine Inch Nails!

Yay!  Nine Inch Nails were cool last night.  Not as consistant as they were last time, but when they were good they were better and when they were less good they were as good as last time.&n...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:22:00 PST

Life through a lense - thats how i spent my weekend

I've an awesome weekend - the best in fact. Dont try andclaim that yours was as good/better.  Trust me, mine was the best, and there is only a handful of people who have had the weekend that I ha...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:15:00 PST

A great day

Yes, its rare, but today I have just had one of those awesome days.  I managed to really help someone at work, I had a great time out tonight.  I'm drank sensibly, danced a fair bit and wont...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

5,6,7,8

Cor Blimey Geezer Mate....... Sorry. Just had to share
Posted by Jon on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:29:00 PST

To my City Centre friends

I will be on a training course towards the end of the week.  If anyone is bored around lunchtime, let me know!
Posted by Jon on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:58:00 PST

Today i woke to a rain of blood

And it was my own!  Well, not really. there was no blood. but there could have been.  I woke up with an odd sensation.  it took me a while to realise what it was.  But then i reali...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST