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JOEY X

JOEY X...LEAD VOCALIST FOR SPYDER-X!!!

About Me

I am the lead vocalist in a band called SPYDER-X...you can see my website at www.spyderx.altpro.netI am also a guitarist and play on an IBANEZ ARTWOOD acoustic/electric and also an IBANEZ ICEMAN electric through my 100 watt CRATE BLUE VOODOO STACK with 8 celestion speakers. I have a CD called SPYDER-X 666.
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My Interests

I like singing, playing guitar(acoustic and electric), going to the movies to see the new blockbuster hit, video games, pinball, porno magazines, porno movies, having real sex, traveling, smoking weed, art, fashion, acting, modeling, comedy, and going to the mall and people watching.

I'd like to meet:

ALIVE PEOPLE:MADONNA, ROB ZOMBIE, MARILYN MANSON, PAUL MCCARTNEY, OZZY, JOE ELLIOTT, DON DOKKEN, VINCE NEIL, EDDIE VAN HALEN, DAVID LEE ROTH, PAUL STANLEY, GENE SIMMONS, ACE FREHLEY, PETER CRISS, ROBERT PLANT, JIMMI PAGE, EMINEM(MARSHALL MATHERS), THE WAYANS(GOD BLESS THE WAYANS), JACK BLACK, JAMES HETFIELD, DAVE MUSTAINE, STEVEN TYLER, ALEX LIFESON, GEDDY LEE, NEIL PEART, KELLY OSBOURNE, PARIS HILTON, NIKI HILTON, H.R.GIGER, DEBBIE HARRY(BLONDIE), MICHAEL JACKSON, MICK JAGGER, DAVID BOWIE, JOAN JETT, SIMON LE BON, STEVIE NICKS, CHRISTINE MCVIE, AXEL ROSE, SLASH, ANN & NANCY WILSON, JOHNNY DEPP, KEANU REEVES, BRAD PITT, BEN AFFLECK, MATTY DAMON, KEVIN SMITH (VIEWASKEW DIRECTOR) GEORGE LUCAS, STEPHEN SPIELBERG, TIM BURTON, M.NIGHT SHYAMALAN, QUENTIN TARANTINO, JACK NICHOLSON, JODIE FOSTER, TREY STONE, MATT PARKER, JULIA ROBERTS, WINONA RYDER, SPICE GIRLS, SHARON STONE, JASON LEE, JIM CARREY, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, STEVE-O, VIVA LA BAM, ROBIN WILLIAMS, BILLY CRYSTAL, STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SCORCESE, MARTIN LAWRENCE, CLINT EASTWOOD, SAM RAIMI, JOHN WATERS, WOODY ALLEN, STEPHEN KING, SIR GEORGE MARTIN, JAY LENO, DAVID LETTERMAN, CONAN O'BRIAN, HOWARD STERN, ELLEN DE GENERES, TOM CRUISE, TOM HANKS, BRUCE WILLIS, ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGAR, WILL FERRILL, TIM ROBBINS, EDDIE MURPHY, DANA CARVEY, MIKE MYERS, BILL MURRAY, CYNDI LAUPER, JEFF DANIELS, SANDRA BULLOCK, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, ADAM SANDLER, AL PACINO, ANTHONY HOPKINS, ANTONIO BANDERAS, BEN STILLER, BILL COSBY, BILLY BOB THORNTON, BRUCE WILLIS, CHEVY CHASE, CHRIS ROCK, CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, DENZEL WASHINGTON, DREW CARREY, EWEN MCGREGOR, GEORGE CLOONEY, HARRISON FORD, JOAQUIN PHOENIX(FROG HAIR), JOE PESCI, JOHN CUSACK, ROBERT(BOBBY) DENIRO, JOHN LEGUIZAMO, JOHN MALKOVICH, JOHN TRAVOLTA, JUDE LAW, KEVIN BACON, KEVIN SPACEY, LEONARDO DICAPRIO, LIAM NEESON, LUKE PERRY, MARTIN SHEEN, CHARLIE SHEEN, EMILIO ESTEVEZ, MARTIN SHORT, MATT DILLON (we come from the same hometown..MAMARONECK,N.Y.), MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, MEL GIBSON, MICHAEL CAINE, MICHAEL J. FOX, NICOLAS CAGE, RICHARD GERE, ROB SCHNEIDER, RUSSELL CROWE, SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SEAN PENN, SEAN CONNERY, SYLVESTER STALLONE, TOM GREEN, VIN DIESEL, VAL KILMER, VINCE VAUGHN, WILL SMITH, CATHERINE KEENER, ALANIS MORISSETTE, ALICIA SILVERSTONE, ANDIE MACDOWELL, ANGELINA JOLIE, ASHLEY JUDD, BARBARA STREISAND(I FUCKING WISH!), BRIDGET FONDA, CARRIE-ANNE MOSS, CATHERINE ZETA JONES, CHARLIZE THERON, CINDY CRAWFORD, NIKI TAYLOR, DREW BARRYMORE, ELIZABETH HURLEY, GEENA DAVIS, GINA GERSHON, GWYNETH PALTROW, HEATHER GRAHAM, HILARY SWANK, JENNIFER CONNELLY, JENNIFER LOPEZ, BRITNEY SPEARS, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, JESSICA ALBA, JULIETTE LEWIS, LIV TYLER, LUCY LAWLWESS, MEG RYAN, MINNIE DRIVER, NATALIE PORTMAN, NICOLE KIDMAN, REESE WITHERSPOON, RENEE ZELLWEGER, SALMA HAYEK, TORI SPELLING, UMA THURMAN, WHOOPI GOLDBERG, The guys of 4DAYWEEKEND.... oh shit I'll think of more later DEAD PEOPLE:JIM MORRISON, JIMI HENDRIX, JOHN LENNON, GEORGE HARRISON, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, ALBERT EINSTEIN, LEONARDO da VINCI, ANDY KAUFMAN, JOHN BELUSHI, RICHARD PRYOR(catch my jag in KANSAS CITY), CHRIS FARLEY, oh shit...more later PORNO STARS:JENNA JAMESON, REBECCA LORD, ASHLEY BLUE, LAUREN PHOENIX, brain freeze.... MODELS:NIKI TAYLOR, CINDY CRAWFORD, ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO, JANICE DICKINSON,..... WRESTLERS:THE ROCK, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, TRIPPLE H, MANKIND(MICK FOLEY), THE UNDERTAKER, KANE, X-PAC, THE HARDY BOYS, HEARTBREAK KID, EDGE, HULK HOGAN, SHANO MAC, more later.... DIVAS:STACY KIEBLER, LITA, SABLE, brain freeze.... PEOPLE I HAVE MET ALREADY AND GOT THEIR AUTOGRAPHS:CHEAP TRICK(signed autographs and RICK NEILSEN gave me a guitar pick which I still have and that was on the DREAM POLICE TOUR!), TED NUGENT(met him, he gave me a guitar pick which I still have and the local news picked me for an interview out of all the other people and I WAS ON THE NEWS THAT NIGHT!!! I hope that wasn't my 15 minutes of FAME yet)ZAKK WYLDE (OZZY'S guitarist...very jealous of OZZY by the way...talked to him got his a.g. and he said OZZY doesn't write his own songs...BULLSHIT!), JASON MEWES (JAY of JAY AND SILENT BOB fame...got his a.g. and I touched him!), DARRELL "DIMEBAG DIMES DIAMOND" ABBOTT of PANTERA R.I.P. (knew him way back and he gave me the very first album they made called METAL MAGIC...which I still have by the way, he customized one of my guitars plus I have one of his personal guitar picks he uses on stage with the grooves cut into it so he can grip it better when he plays) STEPHEN PEARCEY of RATT(met him at DREAMWORLD complex in ARLINGTON,TEXAS and hung out with him and his whole band...told him I sung all the RATT songs exactly like the album and I think it kinda stunned him because all he could say was "cool"...I really do sing like him and a lot of other bands as well so he is one of my BIGGEST IDOLS so I was tripping just to be in his presence) JOAN JETT'S DRUMMER (sorry can't think of his name right now but I had a drink at the bar with him in DALLAS and talked to him and told him about some badass drumbeats he had on the new album which I had on me for him to autograph...which he politely did although I wish JOAN could have too!) SARA HICKMAN (I was drunk and SARA gave me a big SARA hug and helped me peel off the wrapper on her CD she just sold me so she could autograph it for me...HOW NICE!), ELIZABETH HURLEY, MATTHEW PERRY and BRUCE CAMPBELL (I saw an ad in the newspaper that said there was a free MONSTER TRUCK SHOW at WILL ROGERS COLLISEUM so I went thinking it would be cool to see a MONSTER TRUCK SHOW especially for free and when I got there...GUESS WHAT!?! I found out I didn't read the ad in the paper right and I was really gonna be "an EXTRA" in a budget comedy called SERVING SARAH....I never did actually see myself in the movie but I did sit a stones throw away from ELIZABETH HURLEY and said hi and waved, and the director moved all of us closer to BRUCE CAMPBELL when he did his retakes so I sat about 10 seats away from him as well which was really exciting for me cause I'm a big fan of SAM RAIMI and THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY as well as XENA. MATTHEW PERRY was all the way across on the other side doing his scenes so I never could see him very good and he was probably strung out on vicodins at the time because later I heard he went into rehab. I was on vicodins myself that day and had the most fun in my entire life being on the set of a real hollywood production even if it did ending up stinking like dog shit(thank god you can't see me in it)....also from now on going to be BRAD PITT's butt double.... more later.... Repair Credit | Denver Real Estate | Music Video Codes

Music:

MY BAND SPYDER-X OF COURSE(I LISTEN TO MY OWN CD ALL THE TIME...IT FUCKING ROCKS!!!)MADONNA, ROB ZOMBIE, WHITE ZOMBIE, MARILYN MANSON, ANTHRAX, METALLICA, MEGADETH, PANTERA, KISS, VAN HALEN(DAVID LEE ROTH ERA ONLY), JUDAS PRIEST, RATT, DOKKEN, DEF LEPPARD, MOTLEY CRUE, RUSH, FASTER PUSSYCAT, ALANIS MORISSETTE, ALICE IN CHAINS, AEROSMITH, AC/DC, ALICE COOPER, ADAM ANT, BRITNEY SPEARS, THE BEATLES, BEASTIE BOYS, BON JOVI, BLACK SABBATH, THE BANGLES, THE B-52'S, BLONDIE, BOSTON, BAD CO., THE BEE GEE'S, THE CLASH, THE CARS, THE CULT, CHER, CINDERELLA, CYNDI LAUPER, CHEAP TRICK, THE DOORS, DEEP PURPLE, DIO, DURAN DURAN, DAVID BOWIE, THE EAGLES, EMINEM, ELO, EZO, ELTON JOHN, FLEETWOOD MAC, FOGHAT, FOREIGNER, THE GREEN CHILDREN, GUNS AND FUCKIN' ROSES, GODSMACK, HEART, IRON MAIDEN, JULIETTE LEWIS AND THE LICKS, JETHRO TULL, JOAN JETT, JOURNEY, JIMI HENDRIX, JEFFERSON AIRPLANE/STARSHIP, KELLY OSBOURNE, KID ROCK, KORN, LINDA RONSTADT, LED ZEPPELIN, MUDVAYNE, MISSING PERSONS, THE MOTELS, MICHAEL JACKSON, NO DOUBT, NIRVANA, NINEINCHNAILS, OZZY, OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN, PAULA ABDUL, PINK, PANIC CHANNEL, PRINCE, THE POLICE, PINK FLOYD, PAT TRAVERS, PAT BENATAR, PRINCESS JILLIAN ANN, QUEEN, QUEENSRYCHE, QUIET RIOT, RED HOT CHILI FUCKING PEPPERS, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, THE RAMONES, ROLLING STONES, SKID ROW, SCORPIONS, SPICE GIRLS, SAMMY HAGAR(WITHOUT VAN HALEN PLEASE), STEELY DAN, SARA HICKMAN, STEVE MILLER, STEVE VAI, STYX, SNOOP DOG, TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS, TENACIOUS "D", TED NUGENT, THE WHO, YES, ZZ TOP...more later when I think of 'em....if you ain't on this list by now though...you might just suck. Repair Credit | Denver Real Estate | Music Video Codes

Movies:

SHIT! WAYYYY TOO MANY TO EVEN MENTION HERE!!! I'M THE FUCKING MOVIEMASTER...TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKING CHECK TO THE BANK AND CASH THAT SOMBITCH!!! SISKEL AND EBERT AND ROPERT AND SHALITT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME BABY!!! I'VE SEEN MORE GODDAMN MOVIES THAN ALL OF THEM PUT TOGETHER. I DON'T EVEN THINK HOLLYWOOD AND BLOCKBUSTER STOCK ALL THE MOVIES I'VE SEEN...ok...I'm bullshitting here but the other shit is hardly an exageration.

Television:

MTV, VH1, SEINFELD, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, THE TONIGHT SHOW w/JAY LENO, DAVID LETTERMAN, ELLEN DE GENERES SHOW, HOWARD STERN, E! CHANNEL, NIP/TUCK, DEAL OR NO DEAL, THE NEWS CHANNELS, ALL THE STAR TREKS, AMERICAN IDOL, THE JANICE DICKINSON MODELING AGENCY, FARSCAPE, PASTOR SCOTT, CELEBRITY APPRENTICE, DICOVERY CHANNEL, HISTORY CHANNEL, SOUTHPARK, ANIMAL PLANET AND PUBLIC TELEVISION...

Books:

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, LOGANS RUN (THE NOVEL IS A MASTERPIECE AND WAY DIFFERENT THAN THE MOVIE), HOWARD STERNS BIOGRAPHIES, DAVID LEE ROTH'S CRAZY FROM THE HEAT, SUPER GODS, THE MAYAN PROPHECIES, THE TUTANKHAMEN PROPHECIES, CHARIOT OF THE GODS, H.R.GIGER NECRONOMICON 1 and 2, MARILYN MANSON'S LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL, KEVIN SMITH SPEAKS(autographed 1st edition from the man himself), A WRINKEL IN TIME, THE OUTSIDERS, ZILLION OF COMIC BOOKS, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, ENCYLOPEDIA BROWN BOY DETECTIVE, HOMER PRICE, AEROSMITH WALK THIS WAY, THE BEATLES ANTHOLOGY, THE BIBLE, ALL OF STEPHEN KING'S SHIT AND ALL THE DIRTY BOOKS I CAN GET MY HANDS ON....

Heroes:

JAY AND SILENT BOB, JAMES BOND, SPIDER-MAN, SUPERMAN, THE FANTASTIC FOUR, DAREDEVIL, HELLBOY, IRON MAN, NOVA, WONDERWOMAN, XENA, ELEKTRA WOMAN AND DYNA GIRL, THE PUNISHER, THE HULK, BATMAN AND ROBIN, X-MEN, SILVER SURFER, MAGNETO, ELVIS, PAUL MCCARTNEY, OZZY, KISS, VAN HALEN, MADONNA, JIM MORRISON, JIMI HENDRIX, JOHN LENNON and DIMES....

My Blog

JESUS BEAST 666

I am going to give you the answer to the riddle of the number 666 written in the book of REVELATIONS Chapter 13:18--He who hath wisdom calculate the number of the Beast for it is a man's number and hi...
Posted by JOEY X on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

BUY MY FUCKING CD NOW!!!

HEY!!!  WHAT'S UP!!! THIS IS JOEY X OF SPYDER-X ON HERE SAYING...GO TO MY WEBSITE AT: www.spyderx.altpro.net AND GO TO THE GIGS PAGE AND BUY MY FUCKING CD SO NOT ONLY CAN YOU ROCK YOUR ASS ...
Posted by JOEY X on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:46:00 PST