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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
>WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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