Dirk Diggler VSOP

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: DRINK ME N U WILL KNOW
Birthday: Sept 11, 1983
Birthplace: Over There
Current Location: Over Here
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6 Feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both (seriously)
Your Heritage: Being Cool
The Shoes You Wore Today: WHAT ELSE ... JORDANS
Your Weakness: VAGINA
Your Fears: PENIS
Your Perfect Pizza: Triangle
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: LOSE MY VIRGINITY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Who Dis
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why Do I Always Have A Boner
Your Best Physical Feature: LOL
Your Bedtime: 745pm
Your Most Missed Memory: MY PORN COLLECTION
Pepsi or Coke: POKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: WENDYS
Single or Group Dates: 3's A COUPLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: U ARE WHAT U EAT ... CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: TEA
Do you Smoke: NOT LEGALLY
Do you Swear: ONLY IN TEMPLE
Do you Sing: NO ... I CAN MAKE U SING
Do you Shower Daily: IF THE WATER IS WORKING
Have you Been in Love: ALWAYS
Do you want to go to College: I HATE IT
Do you want to get Married: TODAY
Do you belive in yourself: DO U?
Do you get Motion Sickness: THAS LIKE GETTING SICK WHEN HAVING SEX ... LOL
Do you think you are Attractive: DO U?
Are you a Health Freak: YES IM HEALTHY LIKE A STEAK
Do you get along with your Parents: DO THEY GET ALONG WITH ME?
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES IT MAKES ME HORNY
Do you play an Instrument: NAH THAS HOMO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LOL
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: AHAHAH ... NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: 50 TIMES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I BELIEVE SO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: DAMN THAS ALOT
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: PUSHI? HELL YEA
In the past month have you been on Stage: RUM JUNGLE ... LOL
In the past month have you been Dumped: SYKE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO WATER TOO COLD ... ONLY IN MY BATHTUB WITH UNDERWEAR ON
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YEA UR MOMS VIRGINITY
Ever been Drunk: LOL
Ever been called a Tease: HAVE I?
Ever been Beaten up: HAHAHAH YEA RIGHT
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: WITH A HENNY BOTTLE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: EVERYTHING IM NOT
What country would you most like to Visit: BRAZIL ;)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: WHATEVER
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 98LBS
Best Clothing Style: VICTORIA SECRET
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 1 MILLION
Number of Piercings: ANYTHING
Number of Tattoos: LESS THAN 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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