Okay, so maybe I wear my heart on my sleeves;might not mean much, but hey like the genie from Aladdin said...you aint never had a friend like me. iM SORT OF A WALKING CONTRADICTION; I BIND OPPOSITES LIKE LORD SHIVA. iM A COLLEGE GRADUATE WHO'S GONE DOWN THE WRONG PATH MORE THAN A FEW TIMES. i GREW UP PART OF MY LIFE POOR, PART OF IT RICH. pART OF IT I WAS CHRISTIAN, NOW IM HINDU AGAIN. iM A HEALTH NUT, BUT I DRINK AND SMOKE. iM A SLACKER WORKING 14 HOUR DAYS. i SPEND HALF OF MY DAY IN A SWEAT SHOP, AND THE OTHER HALF CONVINCING PEOPLE TO MAKE THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT INVESTMENT THEYLL EVER HAVE TO MAKE. iM AN OVERSIZED, MUSCLEBOUND KLUTZ THAT GETS TEARY EYED A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH. i GOT THE UPPERBODY OF A WRESTLER, AND THE LEGS OF A DANCER. i CAN DIG IN THE CRATES AND GIVE YOU THE NAME TO ANY OLD HIP HOP TRACK, OR AN OLD BOLLYWOOD TRACK ALL THE SAME. iM OVERRATED AND UNDERRATED AND A PESSIMISTIC OPTIMIST.
