¿Che cosa è lo succiacatori do polli?
And I Love Them
I feel like this a lot:
I want stuff.
My name is Kristin, with two "eyes" ["I"s],but it's pronounced "Throat-Wobbler-Mangrove," which is equivilant in meaning to a detachment from the every day charades of modern society, and I adore bad taste as Graham Chapman did [and does...still] and crude humour. I am a hen-teaser. I also demonstrate the value of not being seen. Being me is a full-time job, and I've never missed a day. I (in common with most people my age) am eighteen. Sometimes I may seem unpleasant, but underneath, I have a heart of formica. I also suffer from I.D.S. [Imminent Death Syndrome] which is where a person is on the brink of death, anywhere from eighty to a hundred years- a full lifetime. Like Dick Cheiney, when I am angered, I absorb all light rendering day and night. Moving on: this profile contains bad language... and by that I mean split infinitives, etc. ...I'm far too white to be called a rapper's name, but just white and artsy/eccentric enough to be called Dr. Seuss. Here are some visuals of my personality/interests:
Right! Enough of this gay banter; here's some text: I am founder of the Jahovas Witness Protection Program which is an "organisation" where we go door-to-door, telling people we're someone else. I am also a member of F.E.M.A. ... not the Federal Emergency Management Agency, but the Fancy English Muffin Association. I also think there's this gay, British black man who lives inside of my head named Dante. He overdosed on heroin at Studio 54 after a falling-out with his father in Britain. He was twenty-four. I have the ability to stop a speeding bullet.............once. I also have the ability to travel through time.....forward!I have a scar on my back from the base of my neck to my tailbone from scoliosis surgery. I want to paint it someday. Good+Bad= My Life. I'm the most neurotic female ever. I love to draw, take photographs of people/things , write, play or listen to music, strangle animals [I go to N.O.C.C.A. (New Orleans Centre for Creative Farts Arts), my MSN is [email protected] and my Yahoo Messenger is KristiNvisible_Newmanimation ; feel free to drop me a line. I think my neurosis balances my being overly-sensitive, thus making me. When I sleep, I unintentinoally keep myself awake and think about PREPOSITION JUXTIPOSITION. I had an electric giutar which I covered completely in newspaper when I went on some madness/O.C.D. benge. I've got a thing for gay guys and I love androgyny. I also find people much more interesting when they've got problems. Oh yeah, and "Always look on the briiight side of life. **Whistles**..." I like to GO ;D I'm a SPORT... ;D Knew I would! Knew I would! If ya follow me... FOLLOW ME, FOLLOW ME! That's good, that's reeeeaally good! A NUDGE IS AS GOOD AS A WINK TO A BLIND BAT!
These are the types of stringed instruments I own:
The banjo is out of tune and has three, rusty strings. I play it with a slide, and then I use it for percussion purposes. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor ! And now for something completely different: Occasionally, I am this guy...
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD, ROGER!"
Nah, I think he's fine right where he is in my head.Also, one morning I woke up thinking I was John Cleese.
He's fine where he is, too.I also adore this man:
And we'll all remember the late Syd Barrett. This is a little temporary "memorial" I put together in my room. 7/7/06