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Chaseburger Macaroni

All my food tastes like it's used.

About Me

I'm Chase, you can call me whatever you want. I'm a multi-instrumentalist, however I am primarily a guitarist. Music is my life. I am fascinated by people and the way they think. I've got a wicked awesome girlfriend in which everyone should be jealous of me for. I've got diabetes and terrible, ever-worsening eyesight. I always try to think of clever things to say, and I'm rarely satisfied with what I do say, including my About Me. 

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People fascinate me because I can't tell who I want to meet until I've met them already. People in their masses are so abstract, you could never know who they really are or what they're really like until you meet them, but at the same time you never look at people walking down the street and try to get a basic feel for what each individual person is like so you can better get to know them. Since Myspace has however many million people on here, I can't say in all honestly there is anyone in particular I'd like to meet, or even if I will meet anyone. I am however almost always interested in meeting musicians with the same tastes as me, for musical discussion, collaboration, you know...whatever. I've also already got some great friends who I'm very glad to have met, and I often think of how lucky I am to know them, or how close I could've come to never meeting them at all considering the world's massive population and the chances of meeting a certain select number of people in it. Which makes me think about all the people in the world I don't know. Any random guy you see mowing his lawn or a lady in a line at the grocery store, you never really think about what their personal lives are like, which is what makes meeting people so interesting. So, I'll meet who I'll meet, and so will you, and that random guy you see mowing his lawn.

My Blog

Second Person Point of View

   Knowledge was expanding, experience and opinions remained the same for years. Almost 2 decades. People were changing. The people around you from day one were changing. You were changing. But it was...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 15:01:00 GMT

Dog Hair

Sitting on his bed, book in hand, glaring upon this remarkable substance that shed from a creature so delicate that microwaving it with a side of salsa and motz sticks is out of the question. It's eye...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:28:00 GMT

Down Metaphor Alley

Year and years ago, there was a race of townsfolk, nobody knows who they were, what they did, why they did it, if they did anything at all, or even it they were real. But the scientists of Make-Believ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:54:00 GMT

What's on the Breakfast Menu

Realeased from their cardboard temple, gasping for a breath of fresh air, the Flakes of Corn and Wheat intermingle in a large hallowed semi-sphere, douced in a white liquid substance that is pumped fr...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:54:00 GMT