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in case you didn't know, this is james brown. unbelievable this guy.this is what it means to be bad ass. please watch this video as much as you like. i've copied it to my desktop for easy access whenever i need inspiration.
If you're viewing my profile and you think i'm cute/sexy/too-hot-to-trot/etc., i already know you're lying so please don't request me to add you as a friend cause you think i want to see a webcam of your underaged boobies. it's better for both of us, there are much slimier guys out there than me that can request you to perform much worse parent-defying feats.
Also if you feel that you are stupid or slightly stupid, it may be futile to knock on my friend request door as i will surely spend most of my time making fun of you.
TEIM JUSTIN INFO
Name: Justin Eric Williams
Birthday: October 8, 1982
Birthplace: Forsyth County General Hospital, North Carolina
Current Location: Los Angeles bitches!
Eye Color: the brown of autumn in the springtime
Hair Color: nappy black
Height: not enough to join the 6 foot club but close enough that it's really annoying.
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: nabisco
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown and tan plaid flops
Your Weakness: talking to people i don't know
Your Fears: big butterflies/moths, failure/rejection, ass germs
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza hut pan pizza with pork topping
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: enlightenment or like last year, surfer babe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: jee is awesome
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh shit! [it's cliche but it's the truth]
Your Best Physical Feature: my pancreas, i never plan to let that beauty get cancer
Your Bedtime: every other night
Your Most Missed Memory: it would be sissy of me to say, though i guess you already know that i'm afraid of butterflies, so love
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, but i prefer cherry coke to that
MacDonalds or Burger King: in-n-out burger
Single or Group Dates: single, well, really i don't give shit
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: since living in LA, all i want for someone to serve sweet tea, just one. half you people don't even know what it is, yet it's so incredibly self-explanatory
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla as a flavor, chocolate as a whatever chocolate is
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino maybe, but i thought it was coffee, so i don't really know
Do you Smoke: no, but when i find tequila flavored cigarillos what choice do i have
Do you Swear: on the bible
Do you Sing: in the shower, a lot of frank and dean. toss in a few of my own meaningless gibberings
Do you Shower Daily: when i can get away from school, yes. but i tried showering at the rec center and i feel like a woman in a low cut red dress. i didn't play football in high school so i don't understand why all the open nakedness. i'm not really into swinging richards, so if i don't get home you'll just have to deal with it.
Have you Been in Love: i'm a seriously hopeless romantic
Do you want to go to College: your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: no, too traditional for me, but it's inevitability is awe-inspiring
Do you belive in yourself: most days
Do you get Motion Sickness: not easily
Do you think you are Attractive: i don't think i'm ugly, and every once in a while i recite, "you a fine mothafucka", in the mirror. confidence building technique.
Are you a Health Freak: not even close, i love german sausage
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, my dad tries to teach me how to be a man by leaving me alone and checking on me every other week to a month. my mom tries to make me a woman by calling every other day just because her fingers were near the dial.
Do you like Thunderstorms: AC/DC style
Do you play an Instrument: percussion, bass, drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: crunk
In the past month have you Smoked: crunk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: marijuana is not a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, and there's nothing wrong with me. my mom says i'm perfect.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: none of your damn business
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, and i won't since i'm out in the desert.
In the past month have you been on Stage: to prevent having to re-answer this one every month, i'm going to go ahead and let you know i'm not going on stage ever
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah, a couple of hours ago after a really bad burrito. what, oh i'm sorry. i misunderstood the question.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i didn't know people still did that, my friends are lame
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: plastic forks and knives from the school dining hall
Ever been Drunk: are you serious
Ever been called a Tease: shit, i guess so. i was joking, she was not.
Ever been Beaten up: i do the beating around here
Ever Shoplifted: i took a piece of bubble gum out of an already opened pack once
How do you want to Die: in a nunchuck battle. or after beating the hell out of a mugger with my nunchucks, when his friends show up with bang bangs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: surf shop owner, musician, but i'll settle for architect
What country would you most like to Visit: uranus
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: whatev
Weight: whatev with little bit more restriction, i'm small
Best Clothing Style: thrift store treasures
Number of Drugs I have taken: i'm kind of a square, and by square, i really mean a cube, but i have been to amsterdam, you know what that means.
Number of CDs I own: does this only include ones that i bought
Number of Piercings: 0, though i'm told to get a tongue ring
Number of Tattoos: 0, though i'm told to get a penis tattoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few but they've been good lessons
BE A REAL SISSY! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
