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...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent)

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Obsessive when it comes to the wonderful worlds of animation and horror.
Cartoons???
Yes- please!
Murder and deceit???
Gimme a dose of that good stuff!

Beyond that... This is what i DO!!!

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Obey Your Captain!
Some dude with an attitude and no release beyond righteousness. Rambling, ranting, never shaving. Occassionally quotable... other times huggable. Just never ask for solidity or a black n' white answer, 'cause fogginess filters out some of this ridiculousness....
sometimes.

(Beyond that, i like fishing, hiking and swimming.)
So this man with a stake is prying out hope from a spine lacking fluids of any functioning caliber.



"Shall we find redemption in the tangly, frayed wiring of flesh and bone. Shan't we discover existence through self sacrifice?"


This fella, just works and rambles and cuts and regurgitates previous information scrambled amongst his own disconfigured brain. And pokes and prods and washes the stain of "unreasonable" doubt.
"The answer is remarkably simple! Under the nose of every man, and mingling throughout the shattered hearts of all who embark on 'its' torturous quest."

Blurting, scrambling visions of clarity, memories now oh-so-vague. Questioning my own existence at this point has become so futile that the act of motion herself, remains questionable...


and without further notice, the lights click on and the procedure is over. A mirror lingering suggests a glimpse of realism through such obscurity.
"Breathe.."
"But i.."
"BREATHE!"
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My Interests

Dreaming and Lucid Awakenings!!!








- Trippin' balls!!!


"Watch me cry and call my name!!! For I am the hooker man with a heart of mush..."

I'd like to meet:

The Creator of the Universe's cousin!

Josh and Peaches


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Movies:


In No Particular Order:
Welcome to the Dollhouse, Young Frankenstein, Evil Dead, Edward Scissorhands, The Outsiders, Creepshow, Fargo, Chasing Amy, The Exorcist, Pulp Fiction, Better Luck Tomorrow, I Spit on Your Grave, The Big Lebowski, Rosemary's Baby, The Leprechaun, Ghostbusters, The Toxic Avenger, I Heart Huckabees, High Fidelity, Dirty Work, The Wolfman, Stealing Harvard, Mall Rats, True Romance, Requiem for a Dream, Full Metal Jacket, A Life Less Ordinary, Independence Day, Fright Night, Idle Hands, Trainspotting, Say Anything, Little Miss Sunshine, Cheech and Chong: Up in Smoke, Stripes, Wild and Crazy Summer, Igby Goes Down, Harold and Maude, Lost in Translation, Ghost World, Resevoir Dogs, Party Monster, Donnie Darko, Batman Begins, American Werewolf in London, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Alpha Dog, See No Evil Hear No Evil, Cruel Intentions, A Clockwork Orange, The Terminator, Saved, Dazed and Confused, Sister Act, Better Off Dead, Anchorman, Super Troopers, Dogma, Super Bad, The Princess Bride, Screwed, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Half Baked, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Silent Night Deadly Night, Batman Returns, Where the Buffalo Roam, Life of Brian, Back II the Future, Creature From the Black Lagoon, American Psycho, Porky's, Animal House, Varsity Blues, Revenge of the Nerds, Road Trip, Sideways, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Carrie, Rushmore, The Burbs, Let's Go to Prison, The Good Girl, Clerks, All six Star Wars Films(Empire Strikes Back is my favorite),Grandma's Boy, Misery, 200 Cigarettes, GO, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Arthur, Mac and Me, The Lost Boys, Return of the Living Dead, Billy Madison, Bio Dome, Peewee's Big Adventure, SLC Punk, Charlie & the Chocolate Facory, Austin Powers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Little Nicky, Tommy Boy, Without a Paddle, Stand by Me, My Girl, Menace II Society, The Good Son, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Facory, Waking Life, Devil's Rejects, Friday the 13th, Jumping Jack Flash, Willow, Boyz n the Hood, Falling Down, Howard the Duck, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Fight Club, Garden State, American Beauty, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Kids, The Corpse Bride, A Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Snatch, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Easy Rider, About Schmidt...

Television:









"When I see a beautiful woman walking past me. I think one of two things. How lovely it would be to talk to her, and how her head would look on a stick!"

Books:


Mostly Mark Twain Novels.

Heroes:

First and foremost:

The Empire!!!

Mel Blanc, Billy West, Williams St., Matt Groening, George Lucas, Lan Chaney, Bella Lugosi, Boris Karloff, E.E. Cummings, Trey Parker, Troma, Rob Zombie, The Lord Jesus Christ, Stan Lee, Jim Morrison, Chuck Palahniuk, David Bowie, Chester Copperpot, Holden Caulfield, E.E. Cummings, Sean Hunter & Corey Matthews(among others)



My Blog

What Lovers Do

When I accept the little things, there will be no confusion.When the good and bad are illuminated and accepted, there will be no confrontation. 'Cause baby I wanna know all sides-The angry, the confus...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

Home is a jar

...were the memories of only a short while ago! Precious time swimming about in a test of truth and happiness. "I wanna be deep and random and obscure and upbeat and-" Like a bug in a jar I wanted to ...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

Profile...

So this man with a stake is prying out hope from a spine lacking fluids of any functioning caliber. "Shall we find redemption in the tangly, frayed wiring of flesh and bone. Shan’t we discover e...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST

Chemical Turns Physical

Fate was waving her arms frantically tauntingly- in fact "C’mon," she said, With that menacing grin. "You can handle it."   Fate looked disappointed when I spoke "Lord, oh-maker, relea...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:22:00 PST

Torn Pages...

It was everything I ever could have hoped for... Honesty and Touching and Conversations- When I awoke from my slumber I assumed it was all a dream... But there she remained lying still and breathing! ...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

A Collection of Shorts- From a Larger Jotting of Notes

the black rose hollered with all it’s might into the wee-hour of four o’clock"shut up!"yelled the sheep."We’re goddam trying to sleep."   The sting of a burning thumb the crunch...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:45:00 PST

Toothless Grinning Wisdom

Extract this jaw rock calcium has foresaken me Crooked- though they speak of your wisdom  No answers were given only swelling confusion miserable miscommunication molar without proper paperw...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:23:00 PST

Every girl I have loved-

"I love your hair." I said to the beauty that was in front of me. "Oh this mess?" she said. "Your eyes are sparkling! You are an angel." "Blah? Buh-blaggle daggle ruddlestuff?" "Of course you are...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:43:00 PST

Kill the Rat!

The days Oh-how the days drag and blister the soul With wants and needs of all others, tarnished by the dreams you once thought were worthwhile Those came up short, young chap! And now you must d...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:30:00 PST

Awake without reason-Unconscious without defeat

There was no control. Every bone in my body feeble, every whimsical attempt coming up short. "What have we done wrong?" the voices asked, innocently. "Is a good time, a bad thing?" Never giving insig...
Posted by ...Uncle Pall Mall!!! (The Magnificent) on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:29:00 PST