the epic tale of a lady's parts. by joshua c. peebles.
it was a warm summer's night at a backyard party. the beat was a bumpin and the girlies was hot (beastie boys reference). and of course, the booze was flowing like wine. josh, peter, and bob were there. peter was way drunk and approached josh in a drunken swagger that said, "i want you". he threw his arm around josh and attempted to make intelligent conversation. peter:"jash. yoo pley droms" Josh:"yupp" pete:"eye pley geetur. eye no a ghey hoo pleys beiss. whe shoold jahm somtime" josh: "totally dude. im down" peter: (raises fist to the air) "yes!". as pete walked away, he attempted to kick over a cup laying on the ground. he missed and promptly fell on his behind. josh then proceeded to call the drunkest guy there blowjob and make him do multiple kegstands on empty kegs. the night was totally one to remember. then we jammed. we pulled 'ol Evil Shawn into the mix for a while but, due to schedule conflicts (he chose his kid over us. PSH!) he had to quit. so we were singer less for a long time which, if you ever saw us then you would know, was a bad idea. we tried out a few people (like uhh 3) and decided to go with 'ol Joe Benton. Things were goin good for a while, but, due to a few things, Joe had to leave also. We've recently lost our guitar player and are seeking another one. We've got a Wally Lastname as ouur singer, Andrew Sweetass as our Bassist and that asshole jpeebs on drums. so, get into contact with us if you wanna make yer band look good!
Ladyparts playing "Left Behind" @ The Latchstring (thanks to Chad Bev for recording us)
Lady Parts performing part of "Not The End" at jam crib (thanks to Bobstorey for recording this).
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