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beth

I am here for Friends

About Me

I've never broken any ones face, but I've probably bragged about it once or twice.

The other night I dreamed I was making caramel apples at my friends house. The funny thing was, she wasn't there, but her grandma was.

Skills:
Slang.
Eavesdropping.
Breaking Faces.
Kicking it old school.
Brushing my own teeth.

My Interests

Lee.

I'd like to meet:

Those about to, wash my dishes.

Music:

Cat Power, The Gossip, Big Business, The Melvins, Fitz of Depression, The Peechees, Murder City Devils, The Makers, Gene DefCon, Misfits, Howlin' Wolf, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Tina Turner, Justin Timberlake, Gravy Train!!!!

Movies:

Haiku Tunnel, Bad Taste, Amores Perros, Pootie Tang, Kung Fu Hustle, The Life Aquatic, Black Snake Moan

Television:

err, not so much right now... I'm listening to the radio a lot. It's kinda like TV, but without all those annoying moving pictures getting in the way.

Books:

Anything by Lynda Barry, Haruki Murakami, Temple Grandin or C. D. Payne

My Blog

Snow Belt Season. (10-07-2007)

It's almost here.  Bring on the bruises, the tears and maybe a bloody nose or two.  I'm gonna be throwing myself down the mountains again.  watch the hell out.  for some reason my ...
Posted by beth on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:20:00 PST

I would like a room, with the spider. (08-04-2007)

You know, you can only get so much done in one day.  Like today for instance, I woke up, now I'm "done". So, I borrowed from the internet the new Kelly Clarkson, then burned it on to a CD.  ...
Posted by beth on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:52:00 PST

Good Old, What's Her Face. (07-30-2007)

I don't know what I would be doin' without the internets.  Maybe, I would be cleaning my house, helping old ladies across the street or making friends with the people who live across the street.&...
Posted by beth on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:14:00 PST

Rolling down the Street Poppin' My Collar (07-28-2007)

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Posted by beth on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST

Join the Gravy! (07-20-2007)

DJ White Gravy offers advice via text message.  This is a weekly event that happens on Fridays, because that's when The Gravy is at her best.This week gravy tip:DJ White Gravy Sayz: Even if you s...
Posted by beth on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

They have asked me not to come. (07-08-2007)

I got a letter from the Arizona government the other day, I opened and read it.  It said they were suckers.  The city of Phoenix is pissed and at this point they cannot retract my plane tick...
Posted by beth on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:44:00 PST

It's like Us Weekly, but for Olympia! (06-10-2007)

Find the latests gossip on your friends, family and yourself!! God, I love you internets.Oly Police BlotterClick on the link above and scroll down to the Daily Activity Summaries. ...
Posted by beth on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:47:00 PST

girl, you know it's true! (05-26-2007)

..>What American accent do you have? Your Result: North Central "North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent.  If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think th...
Posted by beth on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:05:00 PST

a letter to peanut butter. (05-02-07)

Peanut Butter Cabinet to the Right of the StoveBottom ShelfMy KitchenOly, WA 98501                         ...
Posted by beth on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

Who the Hell are these people? (12-29-06)

good lord.  So I've just spent some time on the page that holds all the people who use myspace who are brave enough to admit they went to Tumwater Highschool.  I reconize a few couple people...
Posted by beth on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:58:00 PST