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J-Ice

I'm a lady, you see.

About Me

I have probably yelled at you at some point whilst drunk. You will remember this and try to convince me that we have hung out before. But trust me, I've already forgotten you. Really.

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My Interests

Dicking out the jams.
Making off-color jokes.
Burnsin' up for your love.
Free drinks.
International moustache competitions.
Old movies.
Libraries.
Red Wine.
Sleeping in.

I'd like to meet:

The only gay in the village.

Music:

Pixies
The Smiths
Pulp
Camera Obscura
Fiery Furnaces
The Shins
Math and Physics Club
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Belle and Sebastian
The Jesus and Mary Chain

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer
Safe Men
The Goonies
All About Eve

Television:

Strangers With Candy
Popular
Freaks and Geeks
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Office (UK & US)
Robot Chicken
Weeds
My So-Called Life
Home Movies

Books:

The Basic Eight- Daniel Handler
Foxfire- Joyce Carol Oates
The Member of the Wedding- Carson McCullers
Harry Potter
Love and Rockets
Bret Easton Ellis
Vonnegut
David Sedaris
Elizabeth McCracken
Lorrie Moore
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Mark Twain
Lynda Barry
Lydia Millet

Heroes:

The Baz.
The Burnsies.
Milo.

My Blog

Ive been tagged. Im it.

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you...
Posted by J-Ice on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:52:00 PST

Ruined

First of all, I must say that I have a rather tedious and monotonous job with the state. It involves sitting in front of a computer all day reviewing files, sending letters and answering phone calls. ...
Posted by J-Ice on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:31:00 PST

There is a monster in my closet

Last night I was putting my laundry away, and I noticed the most terrifyingly large spider I've seen in years hanging out on the ceiling of my closet. It was huge. Much like a baby tarantula.So I deci...
Posted by J-Ice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Idiot

Dear Diary, Last night when Jaime and I went to Red Robin and ate gigantic salads we saw a girl with her cheek pierced. Yes, her cheek.
Posted by J-Ice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST