Brian Hancock profile picture

Brian Hancock

Use once and destroy

About Me

Dear Diary, I'm sorry for all those hateful racist things I said about you. Everything's changed; I'm in love... something you would never understand you dirty, dirty, dirty Jew diary.

My Interests

It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Stipe, hypnotists, posers, secret sex, Sonic Youth, Ambien, Steve Martin, JD Salinger, the powers that be.......I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

Top 40. I was punk, now I'm just stupid…

Movies:

Thelma and Louise only

Television:

Strangers with Candy the complete series on DVD again and again and again and again. Same with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. RIGHT NOW I'm super into The OC cuz I idolize cokehead Mischa Barton.

Books:

Mostly dramatic literature, memoirs and children’s books

Heroes:

Buffy Summers, Nicole Richie (circa 2006ish), Stephin Merritt, my friends, myself

My Blog

My New Town

There are loud ships from the Columbia River blowing their horns ALWAYS and fire engines and an international airport very close to my head! The person living above me must weigh a ton, I'm imagining,...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:52:00 PST

The Last Temptation of Hancock

A lucky 7 years I've been here in Olympia, WA. and now I make a quiet departure. Half of that time as a Stepford fag with my ex-bf Nick, who will always be my first great love and "Mr. Big" for as lon...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:07:00 PST

This Is It, Olympia

For those of you who haven't heard, today I officially went public with my plans to leave Olympia to start a new job in Vancouver on June 16th.   I plan on blogging more about this very soon beca...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:36:00 PST

Say Youre Happy Now- Once More, With Feeling

It's Cinco de Mayo and exactly one month until my 29th birthday. I'm placing myself on a strict deadline to resolve all my bullshit 20 something issues and move on with my fucking life by the 5th of J...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:23:00 PST

Doppelgänger & Some Possible Big Changes

Bitches keep mistaking me for someone else and it's starting to weird me out. Apparantly there is a dude named Brian Hancock in Puyallup, WA. (MY hometown) who is gay and looks exactly like me. W...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:28:00 PST

Fake Blog

Last night I went to this pride benefit and almost got kicked in the face by a drag queen. They were auctioning off these gay items to raise money for Olympia Pride. Some fat guy walked up to me and o...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:53:00 PST

A Blog with a View

Dear Diary,   I thought I would write in you now. Don’t worry! You have not been replaced by BLOGS. Fucking blogs! Retarded, boring ass live journals of weird online people.   It...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

21 forever is only ok til yr 30

Look at me! Anyone reading must hate me.   The things you do and say really DO matter! The guy(s) you do the no strings with and how loud you're talking to people about it. Everyone around me ha...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:35:00 PST

This is Blog Hell

wtfBBashfulRRefreshingIIrresistibleAAwkwardNNatural HHairyAAmazingNNuttyCCrankyOOldCCheerfulKKeenName / Username:Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:07:00 PST

Birthday Boy

Your Birthdate: June 5You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealou...
Posted by Brian Hancock on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:25:00 PST