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Rita "The Razor"

Jump is a verb. You can't go wrong with a positive verb.

About Me

I have a cloak of gold and eyes of fire....3
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My Interests

Butt rockin and rockin butts. And of course blood and semen, which I'm finally going to get paid to play with instead of doing it in the corner of your bedroom as per usual.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Crane.

Music:

Yeah, that sounds pretty good. ____________________________________________________________ These are a few of my favorites that I forced upon many of you.......repeatedly......while I was drunk at 3:00 in the morning:
I made this Flash Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

Nightmare on Elm Street part III, but purely because of Dokken and not because of the unquestionable quality of the film.

Television:

you are.

Books:

Amino acid and cell diffusion porn.

Heroes:

Mr. Roboto, because he does the jobs that nobody wants to. Thank-you very much Mr. Roboto..... The Rainbow Demon, because he has a horse of crimson fire..... Phil Lynott, because he fronted the most under-rated band in rock..... Kareem Abdul Jabbar, for obvious reasons..... The Man on the Silver Mountain, because he's a wheel, yeah he's a wheel. He can roll AND he can feel. And I don't think we can stop him from turning. I really respect that..... George Michael, for having sex with strangers in the mens room. I always wanted to do that. Of course I thought I could do it and not get caught...c'c'c'c'c'c' c'mon!

My Blog

I'm just getting feeling back in my toes.

Occasionally I go through periods in my life, albeit short - but spans of time all the same, where I just don't think about Queen. I'll wake up day after day without putting any effort into ...
Posted by Rita "The Razor" on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

A zucchini for the taking

I have this vague rememberance of talking to random people at the camping trip about all the random shit I've said to people over a lifetime that we decided would be good profile comments.  ...
Posted by Rita "The Razor" on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST

Naked pictures of me with my mom

Ok, so Rachel is going to be in town around the 23rd of August. We're arranging a total circus side show with fire eating, magic, human curiosities, nudity,nature's anomolies, debauchery and more........
Posted by Rita "The Razor" on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST