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Comedian Nate Mattis

Comedian Nate Mattis

About Me

The Mattis At Acme
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My Interests

Women, and... oh yeah, more women.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Dane Cook himself.

Music:

Ahh ahh 93X ROCKS!

Movies:

AHH... movies... no books. Books are for smart people.

Television:

Oh yes please. Prison break, AKA - the best show on TV.

Books:

DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE TO READ?!?!?!?!THAT'S WHAT WE MAKE MOVIES FOR!!!

Heroes:

Umm.... batman?

My Blog

Anti-Spam Bulletin Agree/Disagree

Many of us are tired of spam or worthless bulletins.  The point of myspace is to keep in touch with friends, family, and people of interest.  And the point of bulletins are to inform yo...
Posted by Comedian Nate Mattis on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

What Your Middle Name Means"The Mattis Review"

Yet Another Famous Comedian Nate Mattis Review Delete the other person's middle name and repost this with the title "what does your middle name mean?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen...
Posted by Comedian Nate Mattis on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST

The Mattis Review .2 The Worthless Questionaire

Here's Another Famous Comedian Nate Mattis Review 1. Honestly, what color is your shirt?    It sounds like rain. 2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?    A FKN bas...
Posted by Comedian Nate Mattis on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST

44 things a girl would die for BEACUSE THEY'RE SELFISH

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------Comedian Nate Mattis' Review Alright you fkrs... read this load of crap and then I want you to think for a second.  Th...
Posted by Comedian Nate Mattis on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:29:00 PST

DRIVE-THOUGH DMV?!?!?!?!?!?!

Alright, I might accept a drive-through pharmacy, a drive-through liquor store, maybe even the drive-though at subway.... BUT A FKN DRIVE-THROUGH AT THE DMV?! Ah....ah.... NO!!! I shit you not.... ...
Posted by Comedian Nate Mattis on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST