I Love Whiskey....no, I really do

About Me

I'm a bleedin' loser, I love reptiles, tattoos, Beer of all flavors but not all of ;em, cigarettes, and spaghetti. I hate you, your friends, horses, and running out of beer. I am heavily tattooed and only gettin' heavier. I hate it when I'm at a bar and someone grabs my arm outta the blue and to look at my work. If its done again yer leavin' with a broke nose. I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet despite what you've previously read, so meet me already. No really, I'm a sweatheart!!

My Interests

Reptiles, Music, Fucking on the Floor and Breaking SHit!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I generally hate people so don't bother me..If I don't know you, I'm not your bleedin' friend...hahaha..I was talking like a limey fuck there for s second..But anyways if yer cool I'll talk to ya, If your in the myspace thiing cuz you trying to beat out the next fuck on how many friends you have then just don't bother...later

Music:

The Clash, Joe Strummer, Mike Ness, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Rancid, the Transplants, BLood for Blood, Hank Sr and Hank III, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, the Nekromantics, Morrisey,The Slackers, Nick Cave, The Pogues, Shane Mcgowan and the Popes, Mad Sin, Stray Cats, Robert Gordon, Deke Dickersen and the EccoPhonics, The Pixies, The Stones, Foo FIghters (laugh all ya want), The Old 97's, Blue Grass, anything with a Banjo in it for that matter..The Banjo kicks so much ass..

Movies:

Boon Dock Saints, Swingers, The Wanders, The Warrriors, MallRats, Black Mask, From Dusk Till' Dawn, Killa' Clowns from Outta' Space, Life Aquatic, Good Will Hunting, Confidence, any Bruce Lee film, House of 1000 Corpses, Carrie, Blade II, the first and third were shit, About a Boy, Down with Love, My Best Friends Wedding, Carlitos Way, Clay Pigeons, Shade, Rounders, The Good Son, Serpico, True Romance, Rocky as in all of 'em, Identity, The Deer Hunter, Mystic River, Hotel Rawanda, and many more.

Television:

Thats all I f'in' do is watch tv..Its seriously becoming a destructive lifestyle. HELP ME

Books:

Books are for sissys

Heroes:

The Late Great Johnny Cash, and yer motha'