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Nope, I only do encores for ca$h!
The shit you can reason with
"Hello...My name is Leia Solonga and welcome to the very first Miss Saigonalogue! Tonight you're all gonna sing like Vietnamese whores and you're gonna LIKE IT!" - Alec Mappa
Catholic + Jewish = CASHEW!
Oiy! Vhere dus von begin? Ze begining ya? YA! Vell...I nevah whaz won to be into myspace..but a ...how you say...but a..um.."friends vhitz out benefits" person held a gum to my head ya and said "YOU MUST ZIGN UP OR YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO MY RECORD..YA!!" Zo I did. I zigned up. Zen dis Jimmy boy who tastes strangely like ze Amaretto found me. Zen some chicky named Lou Lou Panties stalked me down later...I waz begining to feel little like ze Anne Frank...wiz out the vat Family Guy Peter eating hiz potato jips in da corna!
I waz a fair haired boy in Munich zo long ago until horrible accident happened...I fell into a briar patch of cranberries...I tried to vipe off the yuices..but nine..I could not ( wasn't the FIRST time I couldn't vipe off da yuices!! lol). I live vit the painful vittle reminders of vat tragic accident with ze vittle vred scars all over my ...how you say..."jeeks"?...ya..the jeeks on mine face...not ze jeeks on mine arse. ZO I have been told zat I have dimples on ze both ..ya!
Anyone else confused?? Excellent. My job here is done.
So I like to think I'm cute, funny, and have some sort of grasp on the Engarish language. But hey. I could be wrong. Unless we're dating. Then I'm never wrong. Not now not ever. Just misunderstood ;)
I love having fun, great conversation, the dry wit of self depricating humor, and just being me.
Being held by someone so wonderful I feel the world can't do me any harm is so much more important than getting off to me. Waking up alone sucks. Waking up next to someone you don't even remember is tragic.
Never regret, Never surrender
You can talk the talk, but I can walk the walk! oh fuck. I tripped.
You know what I've come to realize? That Myspace isn't really for "networking", but is more for the use as a more public platform in which you can embarrass the hell out of your friends.
Personally I think bitter is making a comeback.
I guess I'm looking for someone who can make my heart skip a beat with a single kiss, Instantly make me smile just by walking in the room and be close enough where even in silence..we can speak volumes.
I'm not really a morning person. This "Wake up at 6 am and hike 15 miles all over the Sierra Nevada" shit aint gonna happen. But, a nice late night walk around Manhattan in the summer is always a beautiful thing. I know..it's so fucking sweet I wanna vomit, but hey..I'm a hopeless romantic with a sick sense of humor. This is what happens when a Southern Catholic and a New York City Jew collide.
I totally love Jersey humor. It's so "in".
When in doubt, just remember that there's ALWAYS someone out there whose dick is smaller than yours.
In life, there's always one more idiot than you planned on.
The only tattoo I have is this short filipino dude that fucking follows me everywhere shouting shit about planes.
Wackiness abounds when coloring outside the lines!
Be courageous as you follow your dreams.
I only got into politics to snag a sympathetic husband.
I may not be perfect, but at least I'm trying.
To be continued......