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Wheels

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Derek Wheeler. I lost my virginity in a threesome with Balki Bartokomous and Tootie from the "facts of Life". I have a problem with authority because I am a rebel! WHITE SNAKE RULES! SINCE JOHN STAMOS IS A GIANT DOUCHE FOR TEABAGGING ME AND NEVER CALLING ME BACK,

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My Interests

just wailing on my bass, drinking Pilsner and just being Wheels... but in all seriousness I love to TEABAG!! I have such amazing dangly balls!

I'd like to meet:

John Stamos, Jessica Tandy, Wilford Brimley, Cousin Larry Appleton, Diva Denise shes the all the woman i need.

Music:

Zits, Zit Remedy. Gowan, Gourmet Scum! anyhting that courtney love wipes her ass with

Movies:

"Golden Showers in the House of Jaleel White" " DVDA" "How to teabag John Stamos: The Movie"

Television:

REBA! That show is awsome! I also enjoy Showcase after dark and Corner Gas!

Books:

" How to Teabag John Stamos".......amazing read with graphs

Heroes:

John Stamos, George Michael, Judge Joe Brown, Hulk Hogan, Jaleel White Snake, Joey, Shane pre-acid bridge fall.

My Blog

EMO FUCKS

I was jizzing in Spikes face when Weezer came out, so dont think you little 17 year old whiney bitch tit-sucking fucks can even claim to be anything near me, you psuedo cool shits. Rub some ...
Posted by Wheels on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 04:03:00 PST

MY NEW PRINCE ALBERT

its sooo hot all the bitches at degrassi love it
Posted by Wheels on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:41:00 PST

I joke and and I rule

but this is important, please join and send the word  http://www.stephenlewisfoundation.org/    
Posted by Wheels on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:59:00 PST

FAKE WHEELS

There is some little teenie bopper pissass twat who thinks he can steal my name and add my friends to his list! If you add him YOU ARE OFF WHEELS LIST!!!
Posted by Wheels on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 03:26:00 PST

LEAVE SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT MY ASS

i look so good all the time, even when i met gormet scum ,the guitarist told me i was the hottest man alive, like i didnt know! Man everyone knows this,cause im Wheels! I wail in my band, I can wear t...
Posted by Wheels on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 08:19:00 PST