Head, more head, giving head, receiving head... she better be clean though!!! Well cut and shaved... maybe a little line... doesnt matter... i like surprises! I like girls of all colors and all quantities... bring one, bring two, bring all!!! I'm the energizer bunny!
They once said that my favorite saying was (sorry, you'll have to translate this on your own): "Une c'est bien, mais deux c'est mieux!"
I'd like to meet:
Laetitia Casta and Adriana Lima (Heard she was a virgin and goes to church every week!! I would love to corrupt her!!! Don't under estimate the power of the dark side! Rise!!!)
I'd like to one day meet my futur wife because if i don't, well, I won't get married! In case you're reading, here are my requirements honey:
-Sadly yes, you have to be a God in bed! This criteria is essential to avoid cheating! (and i really don't like cheating... damn guilt!!!)
-Someone that likes to try new shit every week! (adventurous and wild!)
-Someone that can put up with my partying! Who would imagine this could be a problem? (it can)
-There's only one thing that can fallow partying... intelligence! I don't want a burnt out dumb b*tch! Intelligence is essential in the party scene! Or else, you'll look like your 50 when you're only 30! I don't want to have to babysit and say: "Baby, you don't need that 7th pill... you were fine after the first!"
-Finally, with all this partying and brains, if i say i want to go camping for the weekend, i don't want to hear: "Uhhh... miskitos!!!" So outdoors/sporty type would be great! Or at least she can come cheerlead when i am doing some!
-Please know how to ride a bike!!!
I want to retire, learn how to DJ (I have a lot of great teachers at my disposal), buy a boat and leave it outside Ibiza for taking my clients and the honeys.
Yes Courtmo, you can come!
Music:
Duh... techno.fm all the way! Don't get me wrong, I love hiphop too... just not as much! I must admit that it's fun to grind with a girl like a crazy mo fo to hiphop! But I prefer deep down that funky/electro house music!
Movies:
Baseketball, Tombstone, The whole deep inside series, and the most favorite is Old School!!!
Ok... I have been lying for a while... I love the X-Men movies... It's true, I am part geek! Please forgive me! Can't wait for the third!!!
Television:
Family Guy, Simpsons and ehhh is there anything else on tv? Oh yes, Futurama!!!No seriously, I'm also partially adicted to Prison Break and 24! Go Bauer!!!
Books:
Brave New World... let's take drugs and be happy!!! Soma! Oh yeah and openess 4 sex!!! U have to change partners... Gotta love Aldus Huxley!
Heroes:
Ron Jeremy... that many girls and no diseases!!!! You go boy... he's ugly too!!! More power to the man!
My hero will be the man that shoots down President G W Bush! Fuck him... you won't have our wood!..
