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miguel

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About Me

1+1=3, retarded na henyo. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time". When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush. Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

My Interests

women, beer, music, maging ungas, ululan, practicing jollibee mascot moves, eating rocks, wasting your time by reading this crap

I'd like to meet:

1+1=3, all those who agree, and all those who think otherwise (i'm retarded) (retarded amputa)

Music:

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, alice in chains, sting, soundgarden, chris cornell, ben harper, led zeppelin, the doors, jimi hendrix, rage against the machine, incubus, blind melon, a perfect circle, tool, marley, red hot chili peppers, Black Crowes, RAZORBACK!, dave matthews band, nirvana, REKLAMO,3TE, Tons of O*.... Stone Temple of the Dog.. HENDRIX Garden Against the Machine Crowes Sting Zeppelin Blind Pearl Melon Jam in Chains BRAINSALAD Smashing Razorback Matthews Incubus Perfect Ben Harper Pantera Circle Chili Nirvana SRV Peppers Razorback...Wunjo! Pilots. Razorback uli. Brainsalad. Tons of O*, kuya's germs, el mercurio-banda ni piolo peralta, TALIK! mating season, blues, rock, sige na nga jazz..everything, and Tons of O* uli, REKLAMO (galing no? inulit ko lang)

Movies:

american beauty, braveheart, forrest gump, 300, plus a lot of artsy fartsy shit, american beauty, braveheart, forrest gump, adaptation, as good as it gets, life is beautiful, city of god, taxi driver, eternal sunshine, the hours, ...madame, at she-man-ung kalaban si kiss-manay, 300 - ahoo ahoo ahoo, ahem ahem ahem (there's a trend here... copy paste from friendster, sisiw)

Television:

sharp, sony, panasonic, samsung

Books:

the solitaire mystery, to kill a mockingbird, of mice and men, the prophet, the catcher in the rye, The Solitaire Mystery, to kill a mockingbird, the prophet, of mice and men, Catcher in the Rye, hairy pooter serye, like water for chocolate, and the solitaire mystery uli at putanginang hanep na Mass at Ben Singkol ni F. Sionil Jose, plus a lot more. pero di ako marunong magbasa, gusto ko lang tignan yung pictures, the virgin suicides

My Blog

pinakaunang blog sa buong buhay ko

eto ang pinakaunang blog sa buong buhay ko. may mag basa kaya? baka kahit ako di babasahin to eh. world battle of the bands finals na mamaya.  napagusapan ng banda (reklamo) 'to mga 3 days ago.....
Posted by miguel on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:18:00 PST