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Quasi-Stationary Social Equilibrium

You're the loves of her life and a guy's just lucky to come in fourth.

About Me

“Why do you want to listen to the TV and the stereo at the same time?” “Because I like to party.”“I’m gonna scissorkick you in the back of the head!”“Dear newborn 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus… ”“I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.”“Shake and bake!”"Sometimes you have to pull down your pants and slide on the ice" -- Sidney. "Frank, do you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn." -- Hawkeye.------.."24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."--------- "Let's shoot him and put him out of our misery."--"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye" -----"When the fuck did we get ice cream?" "Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things."
Your Brain is Green
Of all the brain types, yours has the most balance.
You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver.
You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual). What Color Is Your Brain?

My Interests

Yankee's, books, computers, bands in the area-support your local hardcore!, my friends, good movies, wine and beer, shots of Jägermeister. And Poker, love poker. oooooow I LOVE blueberry beer! yum yum! smokin' and cuddling, playing video games-especially Lord of the Rings AND guitar hero mofo's!, playing truth or dare to get to know someone, candles, snowboarding-I'm addicted, strange-looking lighters, shoes, I love shoes-let's be honest, Curve cologne-I know, painting and snow globes. For some odd reason I have this thing for snow globes that play music.

Generate your own contact table!

I'd like to meet:

"Why do you wanna work on television? Bridget: I've got to leave my job because I shagged my boss. Richard Finch: Fair enough. Start on Monday.""Look, you can't lay all that on my shoulders. Don't you know how much this place stinks? Don't you know what it's like to stand day after day in blood? In the blood of children? I hate this place. And if I can't stand up to it to your satisfaction, then --- then the hell with it. How dare you? The hell with your Iowa naivete, and the hell with your hero worship and your teddy bear, and while you're at it, the hell with you. Why don't you grow up for crying out loud? I'm not here for you to admire. I'm here to pull bodies out of a sausage grinder -- if possible, without going crazy. Period." -- Hawkeye."Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. Number two: will find nice sensible boyfriend and not continue to form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, peeping-toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts. " ------------------------- "Listen, it's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. And in your case, that's tough enough." -- Potter to Hawkeye.

Music:

I love Killswitch Engage, Candiria, Red Eye, Tori Amos, All That Remains, Novella, Our Darkest Day, Disaster Simulater, Led Zepplin, O.A.R., Metallica, Pink Floyd, G-Love and Special Sauce, Dream Theater, RUSH, Queensyrche, Joe Satriani, ACDC, Iron Maiden, Journey, Dragon Force, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, Pat Benetar, Madonna, and many other classic rock and metal bands! My favorites are the 60's and 70's and 80's. Yeah, so many good groups in those era's, it's too hard to slim this category down.

Movies:

Snatch, Spinal Tap, All of Kevin Smith's films, All Christopher Guest films, The Green Mile, Planet of the Apes - the 70's version, X-MEN-they rule, Star Wars, LOTR's-fucking awesome, the Matrix's, Hearts in Atlantis, Saving Private Ryan, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, A Beautiful Mind, How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, 8 Mile, Bridget Jones' Diaries, Gladiator, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jackass, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Crash, Girl Interrupted, The Pirates of the Carribeans, Ray, Walk the Line, Good Fellas, Harry Potters, Love Actually, Good Morning Vietnam,Old School, Dumb and Dumber,Saturday Night Fever, Dirty Dancing, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Singing in the Rain, Frankenfish, Dodgeball, Closer, Half-Baked, Kingdom Hospital, Sweetest Thing, Monty Python, Orgasmo,Constantine, 40 Year Old Virgin, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Wedding Crashers, and basically any Pauly Shore flick.

Television:

M.A.S.H. and Sex in the City, Dave Chappelle, The Family Guy, Home Movies, Friends, Seinfield, Curb your Enthusiasm, Absolutely Fabulous, Family Guy, Simpsons, and others. Hint, hint; I'm a huge M.A.S.H. fan.

Books:

I'm a real big nerd, I read anytime I get a chance; at red lights, while eating sandwiches, in the shower. . . Any Nora Roberts, Steven King, Dean Kootz, Janet Evanovich, James Patterson, the Harry Potters, Dan Brown, John Grisham, Lord of the Rings Series, also The Hobbit, Nicholas Sparks, Patricia Cornwell, Anne Rice, and probably many more that I can't think of right now. I'm pooped.

Heroes:

Anyone who has set goals and dreams for themselves and reached them to a level that they were ecstatic with.

My Blog

fucking coffee

man, i just tried to make a pot of coffee and the ding went off so i rushed out to get a nice hot cup of coffee and to my toture there were fucking coffee grinds and coffee everywhere.  It just t...
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST

Third and Hopefully Last Round . .

ok, my patience has fucking worn thin at this point.  I fucking give up.  I went to my car this morning to go to work and there is a third note on my windshield.  Fuck.  Are you ki...
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST

The Major Blog of Fucking Craziness!!!!!!

Ok kiddos, holy shit.  I've been waiting to write this blog for a couple of days now - I've been meaning to write it, but I've been tied up with so much other things that have been going on. ...
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:01:00 PST

huh? one of my friends got deleted.

i have no idea who got deleted, but someone did.  i feel bad - i wonder who the hell it is?
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST

I know I'm shameless, but do it anyways-cause you love me!

Go to www.valleyadvocate.com and vote for Novella, Adam's Rib, Fear Nuttin' Band, and Disaster Simulater for the Grand Band Slam! mutherfuckas!
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:23:00 PST

i'm lolaoded. hhahahhah

i can't type, but i will blohg tommorwl ahahhahaha   omg it's like 330am ahahahahha  thank yo nkick and becky and ooper  hahah  ican't type.  gonitht!
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:33:00 PST

I need to calm the fuck down!

HOly shit kiddos.  So my life in the past eight months has been a fucking rollar coaster of carnival hell!  Shit!  There's been so many changes and so many things happening so fast...
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:17:00 PST

Fart Knocker. .. .

Da Vinci Code = Two thumbs up Date Movie = Two thumbs up The Ringer = Two thumbs up Next in line:  Derailed and Memoirs of a Geisha, X-Men 3 . . I read both books; Da Vinci Code and Memoirs...
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

Just in case you were wondering. . . . . LOL

Your face and/or neck is orange or blotchyIf your face or neck is orange or blotchy, relax. A sunless tan doesn't last long on the face and neck. Within 24 hours, your sunless tan will be a whole new ...
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:48:00 PST

Self tanning lotion sucks!!!!!!

Fart knockers!!  Now my hands look all wierd and orange.  I did wash my fucking hands afterwards, but apparently you have to keep doing it while you are applying.  Christ Sakes! Those I...
Posted by Where real life and dreams collide. on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST