I love to have dinner party with friend
In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
America is a very different place for women, In Kazakhstan, it is illegal for more than five women to be in one place except a brothel or a grave.
"This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success."
Now her vajine is loose like a wizard's sleeve."
"This suit is NOT black!"
"This suit is not pause black!"
"This suit is not black..............NOT!"
"Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman _can_ vote, but horse - _cannot_! "
"American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine. "
"That singer before me. Who was HE? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine, how you say...transvestite. He was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away."
"America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party. "