Maybe Im just drunk at 3:30 AM |
As many of you may or may not know (how vague is that?) I've been attending broadcasting school for the past couple of months. The course is set up to teach every student the basics for all sign...
Posted by Smaft on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:54:00 PST |
Ramblin’ ’bout Nuthin’ (’postrophe edition) |
Well if it ain't my favorite reader! That's right, I'm talking to you... aloud... right now. I here today to talk about a few things. One of those things isn't candy corn. I sa...
Posted by Smaft on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Blog Libs |
Once upon a _______, there lived the ________ _____________. This
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Posted by Smaft on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:48:00 PST |
Rustox Sucks Flocks of Duck's Cocks. Box. |
Well... I suppose I'm verbally contractually obligated to myself, in the state of VA, to write this counter acronym blog due to the fact that I just told myself I would, if I gave myself five bucks.&n...
Posted by Smaft on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 11:40:00 PST |
Blog Nog |
"Special" Christmas nog. It makes all the gift openings that much greater. Even if it's a five-dollar gift certificate, a shoddy can't-tell-if-its first grade or sweatshop-made clay a...
Posted by Smaft on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:20:00 PST |
Blog War 1 |
That's right, everybody that gives a shit! I declare blog war on all you bastards! You think you can survive against the self-proclaimed Emperor of Blog? No, you can't! Niether...
Posted by Smaft on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:51:00 PST |
Men's Room Etiquette |
Apparently not all people are aware of the unspoken agreement regarding acceptable behavior in a men's public bathroom. In case anyone who is reading this blog is of the few misguided ones, here...
Posted by Smaft on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:17:00 PST |
Did YOU Know? |
The Boogeyman: From Booger Man
Booger: a variation of Bugger (one who commits Buggery)
Buggery: Sodomy
Therefore, in theory, parents who tell there children: "Do this, or the Boogeyman will get ...
Posted by Smaft on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 12:56:00 PST |
