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Hmmm......the juicey tid-bits then, alright...What about me? Chances are if you found this profile, you already know who I am. Either that, or you heard rumors about what a glorious and beautiful beard I have. Hahaha, I fool. I'm an art major from George mason University, with a concentration in printmaking. I love/hate art and drawing. Movies and friends are always cool. I love pro wrestling and comic books. Vikings are the best people of all time. Like I said before, if ya got any questions, don't hesitate to ask.By the way, live your life by the code of this movie. I promise, you life will be so much more fulfilling. MOTO SURF!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Mitch Heberg... But he passed away March 30th (2005). Pisses me off still.
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My Blog

Detective Dert part 12

...if and when he ever got home, he was going to fire his damned secretary.  At this time it seemed like an almost obvious answer, but it didn't really occur to him until just now how much more e...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 15:18:00 GMT

Detective Dert part 10

...the Huk Nox of Toilet water was descending from the aky, wearing only Gramp's t-shirt, she landed as a leaf would upon the earth and spoke."Ben, it has been too long since you've last embraced me i...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Oops! Sorry faithful viewers!

I had totally forgotten Ben posted DD #9.  Dang, I'll try to continue the adventures of Detective Dert ASAP.  Thanks for your patience and remember..."We all the good is made here"
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Detective Dert part 8

"How wou-" the skeleton spoke as a hollow thud broke it's way into the eardrums and when Rusty dared to look up, the skeleton no longer had a head.   Hmmm.  Rusty pondered to himself at th...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:19:00 GMT

Detective Dert part 6

"No...nobody speaks to the princess of Tutohkodmos that way exept the king himself!"  Grechin's cheeks were flushed emerald green in angry, and her face betrayed all composure she had hoped to ma...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:34:00 GMT

Detective Dert part 4

&"Your skills are uncanny, and nearly all you have surmised about me is true."  She regarded the mustard drop on his pants for a moment, then raised her eyes to his and continued.  "My dad w...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:22:00 GMT

Detective Dert part 2

"Hello, is this the office of detective Dert?" inquired a soft voice which seasoned itself with sexiness.  "Your secretary, Mr. Narglestein said you would be able to take my case..."   A tr...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 20:50:00 GMT

I hate Cellphones (RIP: Mike Awesome)

OK, I can easily say finding out Mike Awesome killed himself today put me in a really sour mood.  He was a totally intense and talented wrestler, and easily one of the bets big men in the sport, ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 20:19:00 GMT

Oh, that Rusty! (Mad Libs)

Rusty is so  adjective !  All he ever wants to do is  verb , and  verb  a  adjective  parakeet!  Its almost  adjective  how much he sucks when compare...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 20:00:00 GMT

Fat with Pat Bith (Mad Libs)

Once upon a time,   person's name   and Pat Bith were going out for a night on the   place  .  However, it took a while because Pat Bith was  &nb...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:19:00 GMT