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Darky McBlack

If Jesus really was a black man then how come the bible isnt in ebonics

About Me

Ok where do I start, my name is Bobby, im a Corporal in the Marine Corps. I was born somewhere around Chicago, moved to Texas and fell in love with Austin. I joined the Marine Corps right out of high school when in 2003, went to Iraq in 2005 got back in 2006 going back in 2007 and getting back in 2008. Very boring life as you can see. I love sports, mainly college football, if you dont know already my favorite team is the Texas Longhorns. I love to just chill, drink, play some video games, and have a good time with my friends. I love running, its the most relaxing the world has to offer and I have huge feet and a big chin. Im still single, and it will prolly stay that way until I return from Iraq. So ladies im expecting applications starting now. I have a dog named Duke, hes a big pussy dog, who is scared of literaly his own shadow (im not lying). Id say im pretty outgoing, love to meet new people, but I hate lazy mother fuckers, absolutly hate em! And people who have a sence of entitlement, I have no time or patience for those people, oh and selfish people too. Other then that I just really love life and everything it has to offer. Also, after some thought I have decided that if Samuel L. Jackson and Chuck Norris got into a fight the only person who could theoretically save the world from total destruction would then be my homie Jesus. Who else can get eaten by a fuckin shark but then come back and fight off killer snakes on a plane(and who has the balls to get on a plane piloted by Champ from Anchorman), but on the flip side who is the only man known to have unscrambled a scrambled egg... yes Chuck Norris. So heres to you Chuck and Sammy L. yall two are true American Badasses

My Interests

Well sleep seems to be fun, I also like to cook, I also like to eat, eatin is good. Sometimes I like to breath, but not all the time. I am also interested in making money, the Marines do not give me alot of that, and im looking for a place to give me more. I am also interested in girls, I love girls. Theres alot of interesting things, but there are too many to list
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I'd like to meet:

George W., Mack Brown, Jenna Jameson, the Bush twins, Ron Jeremy, Hugh, Jose Canseco, Ann Coulter, Dick Cheyney, Che Guerva, Kinky Friedman, Jessica Simpson and her sister and their mom, Lindsey Lohan and her mom, Dick Winters, WW2, Korea and Vietnam vets, Roger Clemens, Jessica Alba, Donald Rumsfeld, Jamaicans, Melissa Stark, the maker of Bacardi rum.
Name: Bobby Pechukas
Birthdate: March 31, 1985
Birthplace: Somewhere around Chicago
Current Location: Either the ATX or North Carolina
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 foot on the fuckin dot
Weight: 180... maybe a lil more, but not a lil less
Piercings: none
Tatoos: 3 hopefully 4 soon
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: My left hand haha jk
Overused Phraze: LOL JK!
FAVORITES
Food: Steak and Eggs or Breakfast Tacos
Candy: Kit Kat bar
Number: 21
Color: Burnt Orange
Animal: Dog
Drink: Beer
Alcohol Drink: Texas Tea
Bagel: toasted
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: Those sexy legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK all the way
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon even tho im white
Hot tea or Ice tea: They both suck
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Both
Summer or Winter: Summer, winter is for Canadians
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny, who doesnt love to laugh?
Love or Money: Love, money is only temporary
YOUR...
Bedtime: thats just pretty random
Most Missed Memory: Being in the ATX with all my friends
Best phyiscal feature: My arms
First Thought Waking Up: Damn i gotta pee
Goal for this year: To get accepted into college and to become a Sgt and tell Smeaks bitch ass what to do
Best Friends: Alot
Weakness: Alcohal and girls
Fears: Flying, deep water and being alone when i die
Heritage: White
Longest relationship: not too long
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Its like my favorite thing in the world to do haha
Ever Smoked: maybe... ok yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: Too many times to count
Ever been beaten up: Everyone has at least once
Ever beaten someone up: Once lol
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes and i love doin it
Been Dumped Lately: Its kinda hard when your single
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long: Long...its sexier
Height: Shorter then me
Style: If the girl looks hot thats all that matters
Looks or Personality: Personality... hot bitches are too much trouble
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Does somewhere in between work?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Passing out in the chicken fingers in Oct
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: Fishing and get eaten by killer Piranahs...not really
Been to the Mall Lately: No, but i should go
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah they rock!
Get along with your Parents: Yeah ever since i moved out
Health Freak: Somewhat
Do you think your Attractive: Yes..in an unarrogant way
Believe in Yourself: We all should
Want to go to College: So fucking bad
Do you Smoke: no not really
Do you Drink: Too much
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: In the shower
Want to get Married: Someday...not right now tho
Do you want Children: Maybe when im 30
Have your future kids names planned out: Fuck no...do you?
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 12 or 143
Hate anyone: I grew up in Austin...no one hates anyone

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Music:

Indie Music, Rock, Alternative, a lil bit of rap, but since im white not alot.
You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.

Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite, We were Soldiers, Old School, Ears Open Eyeballs Click, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, The American Pies, Snipers 1 and 2, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Fast times at Ridgemont High, Rocky 1 and 2, Elf, Hotshots, Porkys, Road Trip, Eurotrip, Casino, Donnie Brasco, The Godfather

Television:

Reno 911, Sportscenter, College Football, South Park, Dog, CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, The L Word ( season 2 sucks tho), NBC Nightly News(dont hate, you need to get the news somehow), Baseball... and stuff like that

Books:

Shooter, Juiced, Under and Alone, Biggest Brother, pretty much anything that has to do with the military or law enforcement. Also porn... i love porn haha

Heroes:

My pops

My Blog

Last day thoughts

Well today is my last full day in Austin,Texas as tomorrow I get on a plane and leave the city and state I love for the dreariness of North Carolina and a whole bunch of shithead Marines who I really ...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:42:00 PST

My memories of 2006

Fill out this 2006 Survey and return it to everyone.1) Where did you ring in 2006? My bed in Iraq2.) What was your status by Valentine's Day? Horny as fuck and no one to well...fuck3.) Were you in sch...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

Some people make me mad

I have come to realize that times have changed, I came home this time expecting things to be different and they were, but in a way they were the same. I think its different when you are in the militar...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

Da hard life in da burbs yo

I find this kind of funny, how white people dont know their own skin color, its like seeing P. Diddy wearing an American Eagle hoodie with some shorts, driving a Ford Ranger and listening to All Ameri...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:23:00 PST

This is what I do when im bored

1. Will you be looking for a new job?-- no2. Will you be looking for a new relationship?-- yes3. New house?-- prolly4. What will you do different in '07?-- Well for one, ill be in Iraq again, so itll ...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

A long month

Ok so i havent been on in a whole month, so heres a recap of the last 30 days. I went to Chicago, it was fun, I drank and saw my family, it was also cold as shit, not cool, cold nigga. Had a Halloween...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

Yes its true, I really am black

A - Available: its complicatedA - Age: 21A - Annoyance: lazy peopleB - Best Friend[s]: Johnny...my favorite default whiteyB - Birthday: March 31C - Crush: i have no idea what you are talking aboutC - ...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:58:00 PST

Why the ATX kicks ass

Austin is by far the coolest city in the world, its scientifically proven and even says so in the Austin City brochure... plus anyone from the ATX will tell you, it kicks ass. -Where else can a homel...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

Im bored, so now this

1. Name: Bobby         & nbsp;         & nbsp;         & nbsp; ...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:02:00 PST

Deep thoughts from a true nigga

So I really wanna get fucking hammered. I havent been to a club in about a month, and its about time to get fucked up. Last weekend during the UT game they kept on showing 6th Street and all I could t...
Posted by Darky McBlack on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST