I'd like to meet:

Raoul Duke: Alright listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.
Dr. Gonzo: That's so ugly, man!
Raoul Duke: Fuck. Truth hurts.

Music:

Swell, The Beatles, Matthew Sweet, Acetone, Air, Tahiti 80, Ween, that dog, Pavement, R.E.M. (old), Tenacious D, Portishead, Rush, Pizzicato 5, The Pillows, The Amps, The Smiths, Devo, The Breeders, Foo Fighters, Cibo Matto, The Pixies, Royksopp, Big Star, Alanis Morissette, Say Anything, Franz Ferdinand, Halcali, PJ Harvey (old), Clem Snide, Fiona Apple, Yes, Ben Folds 5, 5ive Style, mc chris, Smashing Pumpkins (up to Pisces Iscariot, not after), Yoko Kanno, ... Bluegrass is the Punk Rock of Country ... more to come.

Swell site this image is from

Movies:

Wild At Heart, Rushmore, Philadelphia Story, Holiday (1938), Star Wars (yes... all of them), the even Star Treks, Let It Be, Election, Defending Your Life, Sunshine, King Kong, Caddyshack, Casino Royale, Fire Walk With Me, Meatballs, The Departed, American Psycho, The Elephant Man, Malice, The Fly (1986), Dune, Mulholland Drive, Scrooged, The Golden Child, Transformers, Starship Troopers, Lion In Winter, Anchorman, Dragonslayer, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Ace Ventura I, Brain Candy, Ace Ventura II, Shaolin Soccer, Raising Arizona, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Golden Compass, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... more to come.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica (new... old one sux ass), Good Eats, Reaper, SG-1, Star Trek: Voyager, Six Feet Under, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kids In The Hall, Rob & Big, America's Test Kitchen, 30 Rock, Sealab 2021, Dexter, Daily Show, No Reservations, Globe Trekker, Showbiz Show, Everyday Italian, Taste of America, Dune, Children Of Dune, Family Guy, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show-Great Job, South Park, Ghost In The Shell: stand alone complex, news, Animaniacs... more to come.

Books:

Everything by Frank Herbert, His Dark Materials (The Golden Compass - The Subtle Knife - The Amber Spyglass), Lyra's Oxford, dry Ancient History stuff, Starship Troopers... more to come.

Heroes:

I've never seen an episode...