One Dame a-Dozin - ProfilesArchive

About Me

There's not much to know....except that I turn back into human form at five o'clock every morning and if need be, you could set your watch to it.

My Interests

Making snow angels mostly. But I also enjoy an old-fashioned slow motion kung-fu fight by candlelight. Oh, and I enjoy bubble baths with dish soap. Oh and music, of which, it is possible to hear the lyrics.

I'd like to meet:

Chomksy....oh wait I already did....hee hee..

Music:

Today I'm only listening to Oldies. They are still goodies. And I will round-house kick anyone who says otherwise.

Movies:

Out to Sea, Romancing the Stone, Kung Fu Hustle, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Capote, The Royal Tenenbaums, High Fidelity, The Shower

Television:

Family Guy, Colbert Report, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Cnn, American Dad, Curb Your Enthusiasm (only select episodes), Arrested Development (all episodes), Discovery Channel (most episodes), JackHole the Crazy Karnival Horse and his sidekick Schweee.

Books:

Current: Africa: A Biography of the Continent

Heroes:

someone clever and sweet.

My Blog

clickity-clack

well fuckity-fuck...wouldn't you know it...semester is drawing to a close...and this is my first piece I've written without citations in three months...hello, keyboard. I've missed you. I'm sorry, b...
Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:11:00 PST

ahhh summer.

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Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:02:00 PST

A Change of Heart

In addition to my previous statment issued on the actions of Mr. Cheney and in lieu of recent reports of a heart attack suffered on the behalf of Mr. Whittington, I am now declaring Mr. Cheney to be a...
Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:40:00 PST

The shot heard round the world

Thank you, Mr. Cheney, thank you. If Mr. Whittington dies, the result will be only that the evolutionary theory is indeed true. By attempting to kill off lesser republicans, it can only mean one day...
Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:59:00 PST

edumicated

Why hasn't anyone noticed the mispelling of English in English Literature......It's my freakin degree...hahhahahaha
Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:02:00 PST

A game of Chess....

Ummm Clue into this.... today for the first day this semester, I skipped class. I am not remorseful for my actions however I have contemplated the weight of this seemingly blantant disregard for my e...
Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:35:00 PST

Wish I Had Floaties

I've been home for eight hours and my work just called me back in. My forehead is getting wrinkles. When does it end? At 22, I've been swimming for years.....paddle, paddle, paddle, then I float f...
Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 01:42:00 PST

Apple Pie

so....I'm an extraordinary machine. Because, I signed back up for a gym membership..after a three month hiatus... damn skinny people such as aNDy, Cass, Heather, and Nita. I love the...
Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:28:00 PST

team america

Herro everyone! Seriousry, I should have done this arile ago. U toe tiny...
Posted by One Dame a-Dozin on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 09:06:00 PST