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About Me

That's easy, in two words... a SMART-ASS! I love things that make me laugh, I hate things that make me cry, and I am definitely always down for a good time. In general, I strive not to piss people off and though I seem to be pretty good at it, I'm a lover not a fighter. You know what they say, "sticks and stones," I don't want no trouble. What else can I say? I am a Kansas native, and recently graduated from UMKC with a degree in alcoholism. I also train dogs; little dogs, big dogs, mean dogs, nice dogs, if you need your dog trained call me...I need money! I am a firm believer that all people eventually get what they deserve. Though the latter might be a little idealistic, no one can argue that Karma can be a Bitch!
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I'd like to meet:

Cesar Millan, no question about it. Also, anybody who is interesting, but not completely full of themselves. Especially people who are calm, open-minded, good natured, genuine, and know how to take a fucking joke. Drama queens need not apply, and the same goes for sleazy bastards.

My Blog

Here it is - Christmas 2008 Wishlist

Christmas Wishlist: (If this doesn't help...)   f Dog Books:Dog Language: An Encyclopedia of Canine Behavior by Roger Abrantes, Alice Rasmussen, and Sarah WhiteheadThe Encyclopedia of the Dog by ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:23:00 GMT

FOLF

I just played my best round of disc golf ever.  I played par four and ended 1 under (though I did count one where I rattled the chains but didn't actually drop my disc in the basket, so I guess I...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Wouldnt it be nice...

To have a boyfriend who loved me the way I am, who isn't constantly trying to mold me into HIS ideal of the perfect mate.  Mine tells me that he isn't attracted to me and that he doesn't want to ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Good Riddance

So after almost two years of working at BD's Mongolian BBQ I have finally summoned the nerve to terminate my employment.  Good Riddance to job that led me to rely heavily on drugs and alcohol to ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:33:00 GMT

The journey is nearly over

Two more days and I am done with six looooonnnngggg years of College.  Oooh it feels so good!  Stay posted, I will definitely have a graduation party, but it will probably be after I return ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:39:00 GMT

Countdown

6 more days until I'm done with school....for GOOD! 12 days until my jewelry party.  Spend lots of MONEY! 21 days until I'm in Colombia (no not Missouri, check the spelling). Fuck YEAH! 52&n...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:56:00 GMT

To make a long story short...

So my car is in the shop and  I currently have a rental.  Christian loaned me a couple of his cd's because I forgot my own.  I've only listened to one of the cd's-  Bat Country by ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:41:00 GMT

Just a few quick words

Well, I sat down with the intent to write a deep and emotional blog, but I couldn't do it so I wrote in my journal instead.  I used to have so much to say, I think it was a symptom of loneliness....
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:19:00 GMT

Gripage (i as in pie)

Gripage 1, it just cost me $100 to get my passport!! WTF??? Gripage 2 Why is it so weird to remain acquainted with an ex?  An ex on good terms that it, not one that abused or cheated or whatever....
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:04:00 GMT

Holiday wish list (for family, or whoever wants to buy me stuff)

I will add more as i go :) but this is a start Pajama pants - girl styles ( I don't need the easy access, thanks) NO PINK/SNOWFLAKES Cd's- Jimmy Eat World (Chase this Light) Jon Bon Jovi (just his old...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:14:00 GMT