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About Me

ALL THAT MATTERS IS "THE PINK CONSPIRACY" - ANY MORE QUESTIONS?????Bored? Read on. Right, here we go...Born in Tucson, AZ. Grew up watching way too many movies. Univ. of Ariz...then American Academy of Dramatic Arts then Woodbury University now UCLA MFA Screenwriting.Screenwriting + Social service/charity work = best of both worlds. A fascinating blend of Hollywood Hell and Good Karma Heaven. (Ask me any question you want)If you care about anything, you should know that my porn star name is SCOTT EDISON or WOOGIE EDISON (depending on which porn star name formula you use). Now that we've covered that. lets play the one-word sentence game. Ready? Let's begin. Tall. Exciting. Writer. Los Angeles, Sleepy. Underfed. Director. Groomed. Oh, check out www.OdysseyMotionPictures.com Where was I...oh, is "cologned" a word? Optimistic. Writer. Hyper-motivated. Director. Randy. NOT a comedian. And for you 2006 viewing pleasure THE PINK CONSPIRACY! Hot off the psychological presses and in to your theater...VERY SOON.REALLY, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, NO COMEDY! LAUGHTER IS EVIL...eeeeeeeeeeeee-vil. PLEASE! LET'S ALL JUST BE COMPLETELY FRIGGIN' SERIOUS!!! And we should all inhale. Deeply. Hold it. Think happy thoughts...now exhale....slowly...and S L I D E. "THE CRAB THEORY" COMING SOON!!!

My Interests

I am interested in the psychological effects of Broadway show tunes played for third-world orphans at low volumes. I am interested in how things grow. I like to stare. I think about my own suffering and problems and then I go to the mall and attempt to make friends by telling them my stories of woe. Fine...i dont really do that. I like deep paper cuts and isopropyl alcohol chasers. I am interested in people who litter. I'd like to teach the world to sing...in perfect harmony.

I'd like to meet:

Loaf.

Music:

Ah, yes...music. I like music.

Movies:

The Carebears Movie (Criterion Collection), "Teletubbies:The Untold Truth behind Po" (documentary), "Johnny Eats Something", "Phil the Barber goes Fishing", "Revenge of the Chimp II", The Adventures of Grandma Dominatrix", and "Bucky the Proctologist". If you can find any of these on DVD, please email me immediately. I know a guy in a foreign country (i can't mention by name due to legal issues) that can AND WILL pay top dollar!

Books:

Do magazines count?

Heroes:

I don't understand the concept of a hero. Just please be my friend. If you've read this far you must like me, right? C'mon...it's not like I'm going to ask you to borrow money or drive me to the airport tomorrow at 11:30.

My Blog

Day two rocks...day three begins

For everyone not involved in "The Pink Conspiracy", my heartfelf condolences. Never in my creative life have I been lucky enough to be surrounded by such amazing, brilliant, and talented p...
Posted by Brian Scott Miller on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

Hippy freaks,Conservative Booty, random ramblings

I don't know what any of this means. God. Drugs. Family. Sprirtuality. Creativity. Deep psychological thought. Did your car start this morning? Did you have a nice breakfast? Are you breathing without...
Posted by Brian Scott Miller on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:29:00 PST