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About Me

Dont bother trying to add me if you dont know me I dont care about your life and I certainly will not reply to vulgar messages sent to me, get a life you sad wankers!
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IM DOROTHY IM HALF GIRL HALF DUCK!
A Dorothy equals: Overly sarcastic, crys too much, addict, drinks too much tea, acts disgracefully when drunk, is an awful girlfriend!, obsessive compulsive, falls in love easily gets bored very quickly, collects photographs, loves music, loves films, Is far too obsessed with close friends, hates saying goodbye, remembers random facts about everyone but cant remember the oven is still on or where she is most of the time, likes being PKC secretary, hates attention seekers but loves hyperactivity, has a tendency to get hit in the face alot by pretty much everything. Is a french girl, but cant speak french and doesnt live in france.wears short shorts Pouts far too often
Dorothy has a new and really small and lame tattoo
I like lots of things, but I probobally dont like you
I like
Getting woken up in the morning when im uberly hungover by crazy northern and lesbian and french girls singing 'YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE' through my door.
Editing Stacey's profile without her knowing
Jousting in the corridor with an ironing board and a broom
Eating a whole trifle to myself
Suprise jelly and ice cream birthday parties
Bubble machine
Buying presents for the people I like the most
Taking all my clothes off
Short Shorts
Barney she rocks my world
Purple
La Senza Lingerie
Ginger Men
Volkswagons and Morris Minors
Photography and my Cameras
MORRISSEY
Being clean
Scarves
Picnics
Eating crisps when no one is watching
Sleeping and naps
I hate
Possibly you
Typing shorthand
Waking up alone
Getting 24 eggs in the face
not being able to wear short shorts because of the bloody winter weather!
feeling hungover - why has this only just started to happen, i am not amused
OOOH check you
My love for you is like a sun lolly,
Compact and juicy
I hope that one day your summer fruit goodness will clear the world of mini milks and soleros.........
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Justin Lee Collins or anyone who looks remotly like him, that would make me a seriously happy lady.
Stephen Mangan and Julian tooti fruiti again!!!!!!
Greta's mum again, that would be fabulous

I do not want to meet
people who generally annoy me, which is mainly everyone so:
people who just agree with everything everyone else says and who are incapable of independent thinking.
people who are immature, in the annoying sense.
ugly people,
fat people who say it's glandular or who wear skimpy clothes to show off the rolls of ick,
random people who try and add me without even so much as a hello,
people who think they are ledgends even though ive never heard of them,
people who talk too much even though they actually have nothing to say

Music:

The Smiths
Morrissey
The Wedding Present (corduroy what can I say)
The Cure
Brand New
Placebo
Belle & Sebastian
Mark Lanegan
Foo Fighters
Stereophonics
Travis
Desa
CKY
Badly Drawn Boy
Do Me Bad Things
Queens of the Stoneage
R.E.M
Jeff Buckley
Katheryn Williams
Muse
Gary Numan
Feeder
Rolling Stones
Nick Cave
Jesus and Mary Chain
SugarCubes
Idlewild
early Oasis
Garbage
Pixies
Radiohead
Tom Waits
Doves
Massive Attack
Smashing Pumpkins
The Kooks
Kings of Leon
The Coral
Bloc Party
Supergrass
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
And some other stuff

Movies:

This is a hard one
Amelie
A Very Long Engagement
Willow
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not
The Passion of Darkly Noon
Four Rooms
Withnail & I
The Producers(the original)
See No Evil Hear No Evil
Carry on Screaming
Dirty Pretty Things
Sweet Sixteen
Garden State
Being John Malcovich
Delicatessen
The Dark Crystal
The Goonies
Labyrinth
Le Quatre Cent Coups
Stand By Me
Gods and Monsters
Frankenstein 1931
The 5000 fingers or dr T
The Wizard of Oz
Office space
X-men (im sad)
Grosse Point Blank
Road to Welville
Smoke
Blue in the face
Desperado
Once upon a time in mexico
Eternal sunshine
Mad Max
Batman Forever (its amazing)
Staceys comedy romance monstrocities
and some other stuff im sure

Television:

I have no Tv im not paying for a license when all tv is shit but when its not shit and im at home or somewhere that has tv I like:
The Mighty Boosh
Top Gear
Two Pints
Red Dwarf
Blackadder
Blackbooks
Green Wing
Doctor Who
Scrubs
sex and the city
Nip/Tuck
Kingdom Hospital
The L Word
Sugar Rush
generally stuff thats funny and anything with lesbians(brilliant)

Books:

Well being a student obviously im not going to want to read something without being forced to although generally im quite likeing reading auto-biographys
I would recomend Kiss Me Like A Stranger-Gene Wilder bit fantastic me thinks

Heroes:

Morrissey, Richard Hammond, Justin Lee Collins and the man who invented plimsoles.

My Blog

jam jam jam computer jam

I spilt jam on my keyboard and now its not working very well, damn technology and all its flaws.
Posted by Dorothy on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST

A bit of skirt

Sunny weather, i enjoy sunny weather i can prance around in hot pants and skirts, on a delightfully sunny day, I wear a suitably sized skirt (its past the knee not above my bum). Bad things happe...
Posted by Dorothy on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

Lomo schmono

I have no money and yet I thought it was a good idea to spend my money on crazy Japanese and Russian Lomo cameras. Damn my impulsive nature.
Posted by Dorothy on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:30:00 PST

Be my man doll

I dont want or need a boyfriend and probobally never will. But I do have an ever increasing urge to buy mens clothing not because I want wear it myself but because I think tha...
Posted by Dorothy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

new years resolutions

This is the first ever time that ive even thought of even having a new years resolution that I would have any intention of keeping. Here are what mine are: 1. To stop eating food that is pas...
Posted by Dorothy on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

I cant stop smiling

someone made me very happy this morning! i'v been giggling to myself all day. could it be im losing my bitterness?...
Posted by Dorothy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST

tight trousers too tight

so in one week ive managed to devour 27 kitkats. stacey thought "i know lets buy 52 bags of crisps and let lynsey near them" I thought my trousers had shrunk in the wash, no its just my body expanding...
Posted by Dorothy on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

I have too much spare time

This is my fantasy car journey, I was supposed to be writing a very long very boring essay but I did this instead. In fantasy car journey you can have 3 people I have 4 cause im greedy, ther...
Posted by Dorothy on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

Sleep walking

Im not generally a very good sleeper so it isnt very unsuprising that i did this but either way it freaked me out a little and i thank god no one saw me, or i at least hope that no one saw me. So I wa...
Posted by Dorothy on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:59:00 PST

answer bitches

I need to go to the gym, im getting porky. Why is it that people think my only use is as a play thing, really i am actually a person two and incase you didnt realise I do actuallly have feelings! Im c...
Posted by Dorothy on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:52:00 PST