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Ollie

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About Me

I could say a lot about myself, or I could say very little. I am Ollie, maker of mistakes.
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My Blog

Huzzah! All time low!

I'm living on the breadline this week, in order to afford punting and a picnic on thursday. As a result, I have NO interesting food. So, you can imagine my joy when I found half a pack of ginger biscu...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:26:00 GMT

"People Ollie must burn" list

Population: Audhild Dahlstrom. You shall regret the day you gave me a worse mark than Creepy Steve >:(
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:59:00 GMT

Animation fun. Feeling ill not so fun.

I've been struck down with a terrible cold, mere days before Download. Thankfully, it seems to be clearing up. Yesterday was terrible until about 4, but then I started to recover rapidly... so I made ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:42:00 GMT

What happens...

...when everything can go wrong? IT DOES!I'm only typing this because I have the odd break in my work while photos print out.I've run out of food again! Down to packs of instant rice that actually tak...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:48:00 GMT

Photo magic

At last! I've uploaded a relatively normal photo of myself. I mean, the tie is a bit unrealistic. And I only wear that jacket on days that are very special in some way. But still, it's un-photoshoped....
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:56:00 GMT

Willpower - Falling. Dead - Rising.

Well, I just watched a trailer for "Dead Rising". I'd already read a few reviews, and the concept of a came where you play a crazed photographer murdering hundreds of zombies was *more than a little* ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:23:00 GMT

Again? The man has no decency!

A short limerick:***When adding to my essay once more,I read books till my eyes were both sore,With my train of thought gone,I turned the computer on,And typed in "YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE".***True stor...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 19:21:00 GMT

Ollie am poet

As is the case whenever I write an essay, I'm struggling to write an introduction. The rest is easy enough, it's just this part that I find impossible. Anyway, after the usual process of writing silly...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:12:00 GMT

Poetry

A HAIKU ABOUT PHLEGM:***Eat a mint AeroCough hard ten minutes laterTastes like chocolate***Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 19:27:00 GMT

Filmtastic funtime

I've come up with the ultimate action scene for a blockbuster movie:Picture the scene. Jesus Christ in his second coming (I'm thinking gnarled biker look, with leather jacket over his saintly robes), ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 17:34:00 GMT