Ryan and Garth have been friends for many years meeting back in the church of scientology and forming The Rarities, with Ryan on drugs and Garth on Drums. A few years later Ryan and Cody met at a job where they became mortal enemies. Cody then recorded the next few Rarities albums with his feet. A few centuries passed and Cody and Garth wanted to get together and plagerize some Nirvana songs with a concertina player named Diggy. After jammin together once they invited Ryan to come do a jenken. After the that they were all so excited about the jam they decided to make a quiche. The only rule of this band is there are no testicles. Expect anything because porcupines can happen. And they all lived crappily ever after.One day Ellen was walking in the forest when he happened upon an atomic squirrel. What is an atomic squirrel you ask? It looks much like a regular squirrel...only ready to kick ass! Your ass! The atomic squirrel made a face at Ellen so she decided to fight it. So Ellen fought the squirrel pulling teeth, dragging hair, and threatening to rape its mother. Which she eventually did. After Ellen had eaten the squirrels neck away she held his head so proudly. And as she held the head high, a flash of light consumed the sky and another squirrel fell from the sky. This one mangled with robotics on his head and a pistol for an arm. And such the atomic squirrel was born. And Then.........There was .....CATT
