"THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS A CRUEL AND SHALLOW MONEY TRENCH. A LONG PLASTIC HALLWAY WHERE THIEVES AND PIMPS RUN FREE AND GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS... THERE'S ALSO A NEGATIVE SIDE" -Hunter S. Thompson
I'd like to meet:
Scammers, Hustlers, Con Artists, Porn Solicitors, telemarketers, Meter Maids, Internet Predators, Pimps, Drug Dealers, Skanks, Strippers, Whores, Junkies, Tweakers, Coke Heads. Crack Heads, Hobos, Schizophrenics, Scallywags, and People who aren't who they say they are.
Movies:
Save the Last Dance, Elizabethtown, Just Married, Closer, Along Came Polly, Agent Cody Banks (1&2), The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood, Spy Kids 3D, Legally Blonde (1 & 2), Four Weddings and a Funeral, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Nine Months, Miss Congeniality and Pretty Woman.
Television:
Friends, Will and Grace, Wife Swap, American Idol, Bachelor, The one with Flava Flave, Freddie, Frasier, and Two and a Half Men.
Books:
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.
Heroes:
Richard Gere's hampster, Jesus (for taking one for the team), Satan (for being awesome), Hellen Keller, Buddah, and Any Human With a real vagina.
