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matthew

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About Me

Bang, bang, bang! Oh! Howdy Partner! Time for Timer! Do you ever get that hungry feeling after school? Boy, I do! I'm so hungry, I could eat a wagon wheel! When I'm slow on the draw and I need something to chaw, I hanker for a hunk of cheese! When my ten gallon hat's a-feelin' five gallons flat I've got something planned, which is Little cheese sandwiches! Come on!Here's a great little snack to tide you over till dinner! If you want something that's delicious and nutritious, cheese is a super snack! Look! A wagon wheel!When my get up and go has got up and went, I hanker for a hunk of cheese! When I'm dancin' the hoedown and my boots kinda slow down, Or anytime I'm week in the knees, I hanker for a hunk of, A slab, a slice, a chunk of, A snack that is a winner, And yet won't spoil my dinner!I hanker for a hunk of cheese! Ya-hoo!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

whoever wrote the above masterpiece

Music:

yes, have some.

Movies:

mr. mom

Television:

all in the family

Books:

the magic mountain, glue, roald dahl short stories, a confederacy of dunces, villete, lolita

Heroes:

super fantastique, the hula hoop brigade, chris knight, my neighbor mel - writer/chef/baker extraordinairre and owner of the oldest cat in the history of the world whose name is bowie.