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About Me

most important thing you need to know about me: i love my grandpa more than anyone else in the world. thats the only thing that i don't joke about in my life. ~~~ Ron Paul 2008 - Hope For America!
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Amt.: ~~~ more than anything else, i would like to work for/at williams street. those who know me, know my dedication to filmmaking. those who REALLY know me, know my sense of humor, and either think i'm 100% funny, or just insane. williams street is the only place i have seen that fuses those 2 parts of my life... my love/dedication to filmmaking, and my sense of humor. here is a 16 sample of the genius i seek to be a part of: ~~~ stole this from phil cause he called me a hooker. ~~~ i'm an individual by accident. i don't try to be different... i just don't have any time/place to be exposed to the "norm" or "popular" thing. if i see/hear something i like, then i like it. if someone makes fun of me for it, i'm not gonna like it less, so why pretend to? ~~~

My Interests

~ interests ~ life, love, film, music... sex, drugs, rock and roll... and geeks. my daily-ish blog http://smegblog.iblog.com/ ~

I'd like to meet:

not looking to meet people on myspace sorry, not a bitch, just don't really care. in real life, i wanna meet people who wear scarfs in summer and sunglasses at night. i love fun people, passionate people, music loving people, cinema loving people (not crappy big budget blow up movie people), funny people, people who are individuals. people who are brutally honest, but have tact.

   people i love... i don't think they like me much tho
I have 100 friends

alien ant farm
love ya boys

strata
love ya too

ron paul
2008

david
'nathan detroit'

janee
my sister

derek
my brother

mike
cosgrove

phil
knows funny

more people... they don't like me much either
shit people said to/about me

Music:


~ music ~ three words. alien. ant. farm. (thank you from the bottom of my heart guys)~ strata to whom i also owe huge thanks and love ~ darci cash the hanks elvis costello doyle dykes edie brickell and new bohemians juice newton the shins badly drawn boy pedro the lion the cinema (and nathan detroit *hug*) frou frou modest mouse death cab for cutie sigur ros beatles elton john yes rush journey oingo boingo eagles twisted sister tracy chapman the darkness glassjaw stp (and the deleos! thanks for the huge candy bar robert!) queen sade billy talent the cure smashing pumpkins (d'arcy!) creedence clearwater revival foo fighters bjork spinal tap david bowie crosstide aerosmith imogen heap peaches ratatat mc chris eagles of death metal rogue wave toto wesley willis the whitest boy alive depeche mode danny elfman and, of course... michael jackson!

Movies:

~ movies ~ this clip: ~ ~ favorite movie ~ peewee's big adventure ~ since birth ~ ~ dancer in the dark science of sleep eternal sunshine ok, everything michel gondry 5000 fingers of dr. t evil cult the jerk blue velvet la vita e bella harold and maude star wars (i come complete with nerd tat) i'm a film student... too many to list... but more to come

Television:

~ tv ~ on the lot (till they cut sam) andy richter controls the universe (bring that damn show back!!!) the cosby show mst3k peewee's playhouse metalocalypse extras the colbert report tho office (bbc us) ~ the rest of these i like but won't go out of my way to see every episode ~ ab fab, iron chef, hey dude, people's court, salute your shorts, aqua teen hunger force, old batman old school t.m.n.t. (new ones suck!) and vh1's i love *anything they put here*.

Books:

~ books ~ the neverending story
my favorite book. my first tattoo. jon stewart's 'america' the shining of mice and men confessions of a groupie shot by shot margaret cho's blog (feminism at its finest) the westing game it changes from day to day, but usually whatever fights for crusade i'm currently on, i'll do nothing but talk about it. guilty: i love harry potter ~ comics ~ currently reading the walking dead (finished through issue 35) i tend to like gore with a good storyline almost anything with zombies or vampires never been a huge fan of superhero comics, except some old school dc superheros (spiderman is dead to me, cause during college i worked at, no joke... 'spiderman rocks!' the live rock n' roll musical singing. dancing. ricky martin. my job? spiderman's bodyguard.) funny comic favs: flaming carrot, milk and cheese still searching for a good *film noir* book that uses cinematography in illustration *not high contrast b&w! lines, shades, backlights, focal points, etc*

Heroes:

~ heroes ~

My Blog

oh hell ya... too bad they aren't going to comic con '07

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Posted by smeg" on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

trailer 4 a flick i worked on (+ an extra in) - sasquatch dumpling gang

hey everyone! here is an unofficial trailer for 'the sasquatch dumpling gang', a film written and produced by the same guys who made napoleon dynamite. some info is listed below the trailer (and thi...
Posted by smeg" on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:12:00 PST

videos from friends (comments)

videos in my comments section are awesome, and i love getting them (specially from phil); but there are two small problems:1. they slow me way down when i'm checking myspace in my sidekick2. my favori...
Posted by smeg" on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

pictures!

okay spent some time with the scanner, enjoy!zach galafianakis wrote this on a napkin at virginia cafe. i wrote him an e-mail after his conan appearence, asked him to marry me; a few weeks later i ge...
Posted by smeg" on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

my gramps

i've had a lot of nightmares in my life... those are actually things i remember more clear than real events in my early childhood. however, i have never, until this day, actually woken up crying beca...
Posted by smeg" on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

videos - circa fargo days

i have grown a ton as a filmmaker since making these, but here are a few of the fargo videos for everyone to get all lethargic over:'18 stories and counting' music video jason fri...
Posted by smeg" on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

eric did it first... 100 ?'s about me

to begin... by doing this, i'm pretentious as fuck.1. What time do you get up in the mornings?3pm2. How many beers until you're drunk?3 3. Do you like beer or hard liquor?pbr4. Have you ever had a one...
Posted by smeg" on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:26:00 PST

i <3 brian

Posted By:BlaxicanGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by smeg" on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:22:00 PST

how well do you know me? test it out!

Create your own friendquiz here...
Posted by smeg" on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

accidents happen...

bout two weeks ago we had a horrible snow storm up here in pdx.  well, not horrible, but people are just stupid when it comes to snow.  anyway, it was mr. miyagi night, so we had to downtown...
Posted by smeg" on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST