Chris

Drummer in Dirtydogs, Cool as fuck. ehm love horses and bananas ehm, and I am an excellente cricket player. ehm, ehm, I used to have a dog that was a cat/donkey. ehm..now i live in oslo with my lizzards. The last four years I have been conquering the world with a rythm stick just outside Nebraska. On two ocations I was beaten by the runner, but that´s ok. I went to the Himalayas last spring to pick strawberries, but then I found out that there wasn´t any strawberries there in the springtime so I just went to the pub and got pissed. One tuesday I met this dude, a fookin fabuolus lad with feathers in his ears and everything. After having buying him a couple of stellas I asked him: "who are you, really?" and he said: "Keith Moon for crying out loud!!" I was pretty drunk by then so I said: "Yeah, allright, fine...another pint?" He accepted that and we drank all through the night with our Speedos on! A couple of months later I went to the top. I mean literarily the top. Stood on me house and screamed: "What is and what should never be!!!????" Never got an answer to that. All my life I´ve been an explorer. An adventurer of life in the making if you will. Spent six years in Mogadishu as a barman from when I was 12 til 18 years old. They didn´t care about how old I was you see. They thought I was about 40 because I had a huge beard with peacocks in it. Fookin fabuolus! Got sacked for cleaning the glasses properly, and flew out to Sao Paolo to see me mam. She is the queen of England you know! Tiaras and all that..Myself I am the prince of paper. I semi-rule all the paper in the world. Quite the task I tell you! Sweden!! Ah, yes, Sweden....got nothing to say about Sweden, exept that it´s the country next to Norway. Norway!! Ah, yes, Norway...got nothing to say about Norway exept that it´s where the wild roses grow. I could go on like this forever, couldn´t I? Well, I won´t. Instead I´m going to tell you about my two friends in London, Mr. Fingers and Mr. Sticks. They are all about the donkeys them. No frills, just pure sexual content. One of them is my twin-brother, the other is the mother of my child, little Venus. Little Mapex Venus. Love it man! "You what??", you say. "The mother?, but you said it was a Mr. not a Mrs. you nutter!!" Yes, well there you go. I can also tell you that I´m gonna live forever, thank you very much!